sapuku 

What some people say instead of "sepuku"- ritual japanese suicide involving a knife to the abdomain.

Sapuku is so emo, no wonder Japan is so fucked up.

I just got raped by that test I'm going home and commit the sapuku.

What a funny way to die, 'I'm so sad...erggh'. No wonder they lost WWII

sapuku by dravendach September 24, 2006

Sepuku 

A ritual suicide practiced by samurai in Japan, usually because he has brought shame and dishonor to himself. This might have resulted from failing to protect his master, or otherwise breaking the code of bushido, "the way of the warrior". The soon-to-be-deceased kneels with a short sword in both hands, and disembowels himself. Immediately after this, the sepuku assisant, known as the kaishakunin or "second", beheads the person with a sword. The ritual goes into great detail about washing and dressing, last words, etc.

The disgraced samurai was asked to commit sepuku by his superiors.

Sepuku by midget_rodeo September 13, 2008

Sepuku 

Sepuku is the act of commiting Honorable Suicide. A defeated samurai warrior would kill himself before allowing his opponent the honor of finishing him off. Also See: HaraKiri.

Defeated Samurai jabs his Tanto (The smaller of the two swords carried) into his stomach/chest.

Sepuku by William March 10, 2005

spukununu 

Another word for a vagina.

"She has such a hairy spukununu, I'm sure if we looked hard enough, we could find Rasputin in there!"

spukununu by cseim June 14, 2008

Sazuku

“Sazuku” another word for Professor in Japanese.

こんにちは教授！(Blah Blah Blah）. . . (Hello professor!(Blah Blah Blah)… What I’m trying to say is Professor mean Sazuku, Professor = Sazuku).

Sazuku by Sazuku :> August 26, 2021

Sepuku 

A misspelling of "Seppuku," particularly common among people with low IQs.

I committed sepuku because I think "Seppuku" is actually spelled "Sepuku." Also, possum tastes great and I wear pants on my head.

Sepuku by NotBobJohnson June 20, 2008

Sepuku 

Sepuku is when a ninja butters or greases up a frisbee,bends in in half and inserts it into his mouth.

"Hurooo the ninja commited Sepuku and didnt even think about it."

Sepuku by Daric August 30, 2008