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Sensor ship

A boat off shore that keeps track of the violence on land and alerts the area of threat usually keeping an untampered with record. Surpasses censorship and detailing.
They sent a destroyer after the sensor ship after preventing high tide.
by Gridl0cked99 August 27, 2025
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Desire Sensor

A gamer superstition. The Desire Sensor detects what rare item, or event you are farming for, and prevents the game from giving it to you. Only when you forget about it, or no longer need it will the item drop, or event happen.
"Holy shit the Godsword Dropped! I remember running this dungeon for months, and I never got this damn thing. Of course now its worthless. Friggin Desire Sensor, why do you tease me so."
-MMO player's lament
by Fatalfencer January 18, 2012
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Cardiac Sensor Deployed

When Pulse deploys his cardiac Sensor
Look He Deployed his Cardiac Sensor !
Cardiac Sensor Deployed
by Vamorim May 26, 2023
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Niv-beat sensor

An commonly used attachment in the popular video game Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, which shows an enemies heart beat as a red dot on a sensor. Most commonly used amongst 'Nivens' to locate an enemy.
Hey guys, I've got my Niv-beat sensor equipped.
by eliteskillzzz April 2, 2010
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Asshole sensor

A device that detects how much of an asshole someone is but if your name is evan it just will say mega gay
Evan.use the asshole sensor on me
Straight man. Ok
Evan. What's it say
Man. Your gay
by Ass gass out blast October 20, 2021
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Heartbeat Sensor

A bullshit attachment that noobs use when playing Call Of Duty. In case you never played the game, it sticks out of your primary weapon and red dots flash on it when an opponent is near. When using a weapon with a heartbeat sensor attached, the user will usually camp in a corner of a room and watch it closely until someone comes close so they can easily kill their opponent. In my opinion, it is a more annoying attachment than the noob tube.
Stru: WTF! How the hell did he know I was there?! I didn't know it was possible to screen watch online!

Bryan: Nah, man. Calm your nuts. It was just another noob and his heartbeat sensor.
by NotMattStru January 23, 2010
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proximity sensor

The nerve sensor inside your rectum that causes you to feel an increasing urgency to poop the closer you get to a toilet. The proximity sensor is activated by an already present need to take a crap. Once in the vicinity of a restroom, your proximity sensor will alert you that you are running out of time to reach the toilet and drop your pants, or suffer the consequences...
As I walked towards the bathroom, cheeks tightly clenched, my proximity sensor went crazy and I nearly pooped my pants before I could sit down.
by igottago... July 29, 2011
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