SWILF

Swedish
Women
I'd
Like to
Fuck

A SWILF is a nice mature women from Sweden, who'is open for free and unconditional sex. Most of the time LBB's (long, blond and beautyfil ones).

by The Dutch Swilf-hunter June 19, 2007

SCILF

Senate Candidate I'd Like to Fuck

Christine O'Donnell is that SCILF I'd love to fuck in the worst way. And I've got the warlock wand for her backdoor coven, that sexy witch.

by BigToolTime October 6, 2010

Scwipfting

A combination of sorting and sifting papers on your desk for no apparnet reason other than to appear busy. For some reason it is pronounced with a speach impediment reminiscent of the endorphous dialect.

Peter has been scwipfting papers for the last 5 years.

by Bwembdon February 8, 2004

SCILF

Social Conservative I'd like to Fuck.

Colbert Report SCILF

by ChuckyCheetos August 16, 2010

SCILF

Senior Citizen I'd Like to Fuck

Jeff: Wow, did you see that old woman at the post office? SCILF!

by Nojhole January 13, 2008

Swilf

Sex Worker I'd like to fuck

There's a total swilf hanging around the docks this time of night.

by GiraffeDoor August 31, 2018

SWILF

Silk
Wig
I'd
Like to
Fuck

A sexy coffin dodger.

Anyone who drives a volvo cabriolet.

by Bert November 10, 2004