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Scruffbone

A minority group. Typically a male, who lives life alternately, usually going against the stream with attitude, self care, and pronunciation of words.

Occasionally seen with anything from a small mullet to Jewish side curls, they will always be sporting some form of beard, a torn scarf (even at the slightest breeze) some skinny jeans with a slash around the knee to reveal the under skin. The purebred breed 'scruffs' are barrel chested, with what looks like a forest of black escaping through their capital V neck, or loosely buttoned flannelette. Often an array of antique necklaces are draped over the shoulders, sometimes entangling with the neck beard. Apparel is strictly earthly colours with a mix of blacks and greys.

They use leather twine to bind or repair, or even make a bracelet if they are feeling creative, which is their normal state of mind.

Sometimes known to speak with a husky voice, often taking horse tablets to help them draw out words and over emphasise vowels, even to the point on stuttering on words such as 'R-r-r-r-romp'.
Joel Houston, Russel Brand

Dane: Man that guy looks like he hasn't seen civilisation for weeks...but he is so classy.

Joe: Yeah, that guys a true scruffbone, look at his hessian shirt!

Dane: Man, his hair is formidable, the ladies love him.
by Rugbearer January 19, 2010
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Scruffy Ricardo

when a guy with facial hair rubs his beard on the asshole of his partner, after rimming him.
after rimming me, he gave me a Scruffy Ricardo
by jsg123 December 6, 2010
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perma-scruff

Perma-scruff is that sexy unshaven look on guys that takes a lot of work to maintain. It looks like they just rolled out of bed, but their facial hair never gets any longer.
Colin O'Donoghue playing Killian Jones (Captain Hook) on Once Upon a Time has BEAUTIFUL perma-scruff.
by thatonegirl02 November 28, 2012
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scrumtrulecent

This movie was so good that i must make a new word:it was scrumtrulecent
by thygodsays April 17, 2003
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Scruff Rugged

The ultimate quintessence of Manliness. Imagine an epic battle between ravaging lumberjacks, aggravated pirates, diseased warrior pigeons, zombie Hockey-Bears, etc. Now multiply that clusterfuck by the value of "Ninjasaurus Rex" and apply the aftermath of the situation to a man's face. What do you get? The vehement forest of unkempt hair known as the beard.

Scruff Rugged is used as an adjective when describing a man's testosterone-induced, chaotically intense facial hair.
"Oh my God that man's face is being savagely mauled by a mutant Bear-fiend!"

"Haha, silly douche, that man's simply scruff rugged!"
by Nitro Wonder March 22, 2010
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Scrifty

Unkempt and of a questionable nature. Above sketchy, but no so much as to deserve admiration. A swine.
See that guy in the van blasting 80's pop and smoking swisher sweets?

Yea, he's pretty scrifty!
by Assclown88 January 24, 2011
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Scrupts

Scrupts, according to Stanislaw Lem, are used in scruptrum.
Scrupts are somewhat similar to Klapaucius's favorive pritons and gentle zits - however their social function seems entirely different.
by scruptor January 5, 2012
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