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scratching by ZipRodge January 13, 2022
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Scratching like a DJ
Female masturbation. Frigging the bean back and forth like a DJ scratching vinyl.
I walked in on my roommate scratching like a DJ last night.
I woke up so engorged and horny I had to scratch it like a dj.
My uncle offered me $200 if he could watch me scratch it like a dj. Want to go to the mall?
I walked in on my roommate scratching like a DJ last night.
I woke up so engorged and horny I had to scratch it like a dj.
My uncle offered me $200 if he could watch me scratch it like a dj. Want to go to the mall?
Scratching like a DJ by Dick Onchin April 21, 2020
Scratching kink
When a person feels pleasure from the sensation of being scratched on the thighs, back ,stomach etc.
Scratching kink by The real bunny<3 August 14, 2021
scratching the pink turntable
Slang for female masturbation, describing the 'all natural' way of pleasuring oneself using the fingers.
scratching the pink turntable by Stephanie L. September 7, 2005
scratching narse
to scratch at your gentalia in public for a prolonged period of time, usually to impress a hot girl or smoking weed through a bong located in a black mans anus. both being equally pleasureful
"Look at Dan he can scratch narse like Denzel Washington."
"Homeless men will be scratching narse for money."
"Homeless men will be scratching narse for money."
scratching narse by Charlie Budd October 29, 2005
Scratching Teeth
The act in which two individuals make physical contact by scraping their teeth together.
This cannot be done easily in a natural situation, like kissing. The two people must position their heads and mouths awkwardly, in a manner in which they can rub their teeth against anothers.
The sensation created is similar to eating with a fork, and when you pull the fork out of your mouth, it makes a distasteful "scratching" noise. The feeling may bring about numbness, hysteria, and a temporary deafness (due to the shrieking noise created when the teeth collide).
It has been said that scratching teeth may replace waterboarding as a form of torture in the near future.
This cannot be done easily in a natural situation, like kissing. The two people must position their heads and mouths awkwardly, in a manner in which they can rub their teeth against anothers.
The sensation created is similar to eating with a fork, and when you pull the fork out of your mouth, it makes a distasteful "scratching" noise. The feeling may bring about numbness, hysteria, and a temporary deafness (due to the shrieking noise created when the teeth collide).
It has been said that scratching teeth may replace waterboarding as a form of torture in the near future.
Christian- "Did you hear what Justin did last night?"
Dan- "Yeah. He was totally scratching teeth with that girl from Utah. Yuck!"
Christian- "We need to get him to the nearest psychiatric ward."
Dan- "We'll do it live."
Dan- "Yeah. He was totally scratching teeth with that girl from Utah. Yuck!"
Christian- "We need to get him to the nearest psychiatric ward."
Dan- "We'll do it live."
Scratching Teeth by El Capitalist June 2, 2009
Scratching Yoda Behind The Ears
Masturbation (male)
*also 'releasing a special edition'
'polishing darth vaders helmet'
'having a han solo'
*also 'releasing a special edition'
'polishing darth vaders helmet'
'having a han solo'
Scratching Yoda Behind The Ears by Antony Collett September 1, 2005