A
person who is jittery, squirrel-like, creepy, and twitchy. Often engage in menial, mindless tasks or projects, usually not completing any
work, either due to uncontrollable twitchiness or lack of inherent thought.
A scrat
may also vaguely resemble a mouse, chipmunk, or squirrel. Scrats usually have few
friends as twitchiness and spineless
brown-nosing are unappealing.
A scrat engages in sucking-up in order to appease his or her insatiable hunger for approval and a pat on the head. back, etc. This is because most scrats are talentless hacks and have sold their soul to Satan for the management job at local fast food joints or faceless, non-heathcare-providing, glass-ceiling, corporate ladder slaveries.
Co-worker #1: "Greg is such a wierd, freaky, twitchy
guy, he's kinda like working with a
spider. I don't really want to get too close, y'know?"
Co-worker #
2: "Duh. He's a scrat."