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Dwight Schrute

the worlds best assistant to the regional manager person who loves beets and Angela
Dwight Schrute is my husband baby daddy beet lover and the regional manager
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Dwight Schrute

Character from NBC's The Office, portrayed by Rainn Wilson.

Dwight Schrute is fast. To give you a reference point, he is somewhere between a snake and a mongoose and a panther.

Dwight:
Determined
Worker
Intense
Hardworker
Terrific
Dwight: "Dwight Schrute. My father's name: also Dwight Schrute. My grandfather's name: Dweide Schrude, Amish. That's my family. I don't know where they came, the Amish, came from originally. Uh, Amland."
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AMAZING!!!!! Dwight Schrute:
-Office Character
-Beet Farmer
-Assistant (to the) Regional Manager
-Arch enemy of Jim Halpert
-Loves Angela
Jim:"im just saying you cant be sure it wasn't you"
Dwight Schrute:"That's ridiculous,Of course it wasn't me
Jim:"Marijuana is a memory loss drug so maybe you just don't remember."
Dwight Schrute:"I would remember."
Jim:"well how could you if it just erased your memory?''
Dwight Schrute:"Thats not how it works"
Jim:"Now how do you know how it works?"
Dwight Schrute:"Knock it off, Im interviewing you"
JIm:"No, when i came in here you said i would be conducting this interview!!!! Now exactly how much pot did you smoke??"
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Dwight Kurt Schrute

The best character on the satirical pseudo-documentary The Office. Projects a Vladimir Putin-like charisma and is knowledgeable about everything, from German (mostly pre-industrial religious) to farming beets to mold extermination. He also an authority on bears, weaponry, health care plans, sabotage, and the supernatural. Played by the inimitable Rainn Wilson.
Dwight Kurt Schrute:
"How would I describe myself?

Three words: Hardworking, Alpha Male, Jackhammer........Merciless..............Insatiable. "

*hold up purple belt*
"This a message, for the entire office, so that everyone can see that I am capable of physical dominating them."
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Dwight Schrute

Hard working, alpha male, jackhammer, merciless, insatiable.
Good advice: THE EYES ARE THE GROIN OF THE HEAD.

(A very good beet farmer. Has had experience with werewolves and bats.)
Guy A:”Who was the guy who beat the computer, again?”
Guy B: “Why, Dwight Schrute of course!”
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"Jim: No thanks.
Dwight Schrute: Stupid. Identity theft happens all the time. I could become you (snaps fingers) like that. But no one can become me.
Jim: No one wants to be you, Dwight.
Dwight Schrute: Not true. And if they did, they couldn’t, because I’m password-protected.
Jim: What’s your password, “Frodo”?
Dwight Schrute: No. (Changes password.)
Jim: Did you just change it to “Gollum”?
Dwight Schrute: No. (Changes password again.)
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Guy 1: I love Dwight Schrute! He's the best person in The office Guy 2: It's not that good... Guy 1: HOW DARE YOU! *SLAPS*
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