schweinstock

German. Literally, "pig stick." Utilized in the movie "Young Frankenstein" to allude to the penis. Dr. Frankenstein (Gene Wilder) is discussing how all the parts of the monster would need to be to "artificially or congenitally englarged." Inga (Teri Garr), the doctor's assistant, gets a strange look on her face and says, "oof...he would have an enormous schweinstock!" To which the Doctor replies with, "Well, that goes without saying..."

"He's going to be very popular," pipes in Igor (Marty Feldman).

What a schweinstock that guy has - he must have to tuck it into his sock!

by Rod Brock July 29, 2006

Schmekin The Be Be

A catchy phrase to describe ones emotions during every day life, when you just have nothing else to say, or even when you have a lot to say. It's a feel good way to say anything.

This phrase is dedicated to our little black rain cloud.

When you are feeling down and out, and you want to scream and shout, Schmekin The Be Be.

If you are just feeling some type of way, what do you say?
Schmekin The Be Be.

Frustration and Stress? No Problem.
Schmekin The Be Be.

Bad Sex, Good Sex...Schmekin the Be Be.

However, when your car gets crashed, your Be Be has been Schmecked.

by Ms. Schmeckle December 9, 2009

schmoving

When you are dancing like crazy making it look like you’re having a seizure when you’re just fine.

Damn that guy is schmoving!

by EddieGames September 24, 2020

schlepinshamus

a yiddish word that refers to a person that hangs around and helps you with errands around the house or rides with you when you go somewhere just to keep you company and because they have nothing better to do.

Bill is my schlepinshamus and will usually ride with me when I have to take the dog for her haircut. He drives around the block while I take the dog in because there is no where to park around there.

by von strudelburg October 18, 2013

Schmeiser

Slang term meaning Penis. Literally meaning something that is used to Schmeis (Whip) as a strap etc.

Have you seen him? Wow. What a Schmeiser!

by Jay Hat April 7, 2007

schmeisch

v. For one to project feces upon another’s forehead and smear the fecal matter throughout the hair as if it were a topical hair product.

I schmeisched your girlfriend last night.

by teamPW December 20, 2009

Schmevin

An alternate word for the insult "retard". More discrete insult

That guy is a schmevin.

Look at that schmevin pissing into the wind.

by THE REAL ELVIS July 8, 2011