Scheme

v.
1) subvert or undermine one's authority
2) devise an evil and or heartless plan of deception

n.
1) someone or something that subverts or undermines one's authority
2) a shady/creepy person

I'm pretty sure Bobby could win the Scheme Olympics for following Betty after school everyday.

And the title for Top Scheme goes to...(drum roll)...one by the name of Michael Jackson!

by Doctor Scheme December 28, 2013

Scheme

Perl for drug addicts

"I am going to learn Scheme, man."

"You a crackhead, pothead, or meth-head?"

by Ryon420 August 21, 2008

scheme

liking someone and doing things that will get them to noitce you ore initiate conversation/contact in attempt to sway their attraction towards you

y/n: i totally like him!!!

y/f: then you should scheme!!!!!!!!
y/n: you're so right! i'm gonna snapchat him right now!

by sLangKween December 15, 2016

scheme

1. an underhand plot

2.ya crew

i) person 1: ayo wat dey doin ova der!?
person 2: man dem girls be scheemin all day er day

ii) person 1: uh...wat dey doin here?
person 2: oh nah das jus ma scheme

by lil luh October 15, 2006

Scheme

A really cool functional programming language, derived from LISP. Makes cool data strucutures like lazy lists easy to make.

Scheme totally kicks ass.

by Mike April 15, 2004

Scheme

As used by Neil.See Neil.

It's a scheme we do. Yes and if you could just sort out the colour scheme.

by Random Dude January 14, 2005

scheme

Trying to plan something. Searching for something. Blagging to get something/ somewhere your not supposed to have/ get

I schemed the seccies to let us in

I'm going to go scheme buds

I'm scheming for pills!

by Fuzzavelli September 15, 2006