SATI

SATI is an acronym for “Sound advice. Thanks, internet.” It is often used when advice that is clearly satirical or obsolete is given, typically by an anonymous user or profile.

UserABC: If a cowboy appears in your bedroom in the middle of the night, don’t panic. Ask him if he needs help finding his horse.

UserXYZ: SATI

by dandanmatressman February 16, 2019

Sati

An extremely saucer way in which flag football players (Demarcus) pronounce Saturday.

What time is a game sati?

by JumpmanActual March 13, 2025

Sati Babe

Sati Babe is amazing girl i love her so much she's hilarious amazing talented very pretty and gorgeous

<3 i love sati babe
she's better than you

by fancy cunt November 25, 2021

Moist Sati

a fresh steamy sam straight out the shower.

"Quick get a towel theres a moist sati about!"

by rashee October 20, 2008

Cabinets Sativa

Cannabis grown in cabinets.

"Try some of the bomb gaunch my buddy grew in his pantry... CABINETS SATIVA!"

by wvdrtnsf January 16, 2013

Premature Satirisation

making jokes about topical situations before it becomes socially acceptable

"that joke was too soon man"
"hey what can I say, I suffer from premature satirisation"

by kiwiluke July 24, 2014

sativa sunrise

Waking up not knowing what's going on, getting your high grade, papers and grinder, then smoking an almighty joint

What you doing man?
Just having a sativa sunrise, wanna come?
I'll be 2 minutes

by on a train 123 February 3, 2012