A SARM Goblin is someone who uses sarms a lot and makes gains. They build muscle from SARMs. They don't use steroids because that would be Steroid Goblin or Roid Muncher and they don't cycle SARMs with steroids because that would be SARMroid Goblin. SARM Goblins may also be on stimulants such as Propylhexedrine, Blue Speed (Ethylamphetamine), Caffeine, Arecoline Hydrobromide (ArcoFuel).
Tony: I tried Andarine, RAD-140, Arecoline Hydrobromide (ArcoFuel), and Cardarine and I gained twice the stamina and way more strength and gained 50lbs of muscle.
Cassandra: Oh Tony! You're so cool!
Tony: I am the SARM Goblin!
Cassandra: Oh Tony! You're so cool!
Tony: I am the SARM Goblin!
by CognitiveFuel January 31, 2023
Get the SARM Goblin mug.a teenage male that has an unreal amount of stregnth and abuses perfomence enhancing drugs such as, sarms, tren, Dbol Ect...
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Get the sarm goblin mug.Someone you are jealous of because they are bigger than you, they are leaner than you, they are stronger than you, they look better than you and they pull more bitches than you. You act like the Sarm Goblin is disgusting and you constantly make fun of them but you secretly want to be them so badly. The more you hate on the Sarm Goblin the more their power and confidence increases. It simply feeds them.
John: Look at that guy benching 275, he could barley put up the bar last year.
Noah: He’s a Sarm Goblin, he cheated.
John: You’re just mad he pulls more bitches than you cause of his incredible strength and physique that women drool over.
Noah: Yeah whatever. (Proceeds to bench 135 for a single rep)
Noah: He’s a Sarm Goblin, he cheated.
John: You’re just mad he pulls more bitches than you cause of his incredible strength and physique that women drool over.
Noah: Yeah whatever. (Proceeds to bench 135 for a single rep)
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Jane: Oh my...It was...
Mary: As big as a baby's arm clutching a plum.
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Get the baby's arm clutching a plum mug.SARMs are Selective Androgen Receptor Modulators. SARMs are good for building bigger muscles faster. You take them orally.
Just remember to properly measure out your dosage with an eye dropper or syringe, whatever suits you best.
Many people like to make a science out of it, but simply drinking the liquid SARMs and following them up with a chaser like coffee, orange or grapefruit juice is enough to do the job. It will also help with the strong taste of liquid SARMs.
You’ll have to drink at least two to three glasses of juice/coffee to get the taste completely out of your mouth.
Just remember to properly measure out your dosage with an eye dropper or syringe, whatever suits you best.
Many people like to make a science out of it, but simply drinking the liquid SARMs and following them up with a chaser like coffee, orange or grapefruit juice is enough to do the job. It will also help with the strong taste of liquid SARMs.
You’ll have to drink at least two to three glasses of juice/coffee to get the taste completely out of your mouth.
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