salad shootin'

When you've eaten too much salad, or other fiber source, and the second your butt hits the toilet seat feces shoots out at high velocity.

Neil: Hey man, you coming, we're gonna be late for that statistical overview meeting!

Bob: Naw, dude, I'm gonna be salad shootin' for a few more hours. NEVER eat Mexican yogurt!!!

by BADxKARMA April 4, 2013

Saad

The word Saad is used on the streets when someone is referring to themselves as Saad. When someone says Saad did something, they are actually saying they did something. It's how we snitch on ourselves in street talk.

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Pronounced: SOD OR SAHD

Person 1: Saad triple laser flipped that 9999999999 Stair out of an air plane at 3 million feet elevation.

Person 2: No way, I can't believe you did that and not Saad.

by The Devil made your mom cry 😂😈 December 7, 2021

Saad

The word Saad is used on the streets when someone is referring to themselves as Saad. When someone says Saad did something, they are actually saying they did something. It's how we snitch on ourselves in street talk.

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Pronounced: SOD OR SAHD

Person 1: Saad quadruple 99999999° hard flipped that 421.5 Stair out of an air plane at 3.972648 million feet elevation. Then after landing it, he double laser flipped over a lions cage without feeding the lion breakfast first. How gangster is that shit!? Fucking dope! right!?

Person 2: No way, I can't believe you did that and not Saad.

by The Devil made your mom cry 😂😈 December 7, 2021

Saad

The ghetto ass mf who got a real loaded revolver away from a black guy with his barehands during the time of a armed robbery in Chicago, IL.

He also owns a nice ass rolex and a Bentley.

Person 1: Dude I'm afraid to grab a gun.

Person 2: Yea but Saad knows how to do it correctly. How safe do you think girls feel around him? He's practically a unarmed bodyguard.

by The Universe is mine 😈 December 9, 2021

right in front of my salad

a meme from a gay porn scene where two guys are fucking in front of a woman who is enjoying her salad. she responds with "are you serious? right in front of my salad?" it is used to express annoyance when someone is doing something totally inappropriate in front of your eyes.

"Are you seriously being transphobic? Right in front of my salad?"

by imahoeaf August 3, 2017

Saad

The word Saad is used on the streets when someone is referring to themselves as Saad. When someone says Saad did something, they are actually saying they did something. It's how we snitch on ourselves in street talk.

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Pronounced: SOD OR SAHD

Person 1: Saad triple hard flipped that 6969 Stair out of an air plane at 709.1189090969696969 million feet elevation. He landed like a OG then hard flipped his gold plated bentley.

Person 2: No way, I can't believe you did that and not Saad.

by The Devil made your mom cry 😂😈 December 7, 2021

Saad

The word Saad is used on the streets when someone is referring to themselves as Saad. When someone says Saad did something, they are actually saying they did something. It's how we snitch on ourselves in street talk.

Person 1: Saad triple hard flipped that 200 Stair out of an air plane at 3 million feet elevation.

Person 2: No way, I can't believe you did that and not Saad.

by Imma G rappin since L.K.T.O.P November 30, 2021