by MasterNostradumbass June 2, 2021
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When your girlfriend leaves the house, as soon as you hear the door close behind them. The jerking begins
When your girlfriend leaves the house, as soon as you hear the door close behind them. The jerking begins
Rachel - "I have to collect the dry cleaning, back in 20."
Adrian - "Sweet, see you soon."
Door - 'click'
Adrian - she's gonna be back soon, I'd better J.A.S.A.P.
Adrian - "Sweet, see you soon."
Door - 'click'
Adrian - she's gonna be back soon, I'd better J.A.S.A.P.
by Caretts January 7, 2012
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Yesterday I got so bored that I searched 1234567890-=q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l ; ' ()/()z x c v b n m , . ()/() ~ !@#$%^(&*() _())+ { } : " | |< > ? on google and nothing came up so I put it in the Urban Dictionary
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Descendants of colonial-era immigrants from the British Isles--especially England, but also from Wales and Scotland (irrespective of the fact that Scots and Welsh people are predominantly descended from Celts, not descendants of Angles and Saxons)--who belonged to the Presbyterian, Congregationalist, and Episcopalian (Anglican) denominations of Protestantism.
The term is redundant because all Anglo-Saxons are white.
Descendants of colonial-era immigrants from the British Isles--especially England, but also from Wales and Scotland (irrespective of the fact that Scots and Welsh people are predominantly descended from Celts, not descendants of Angles and Saxons)--who belonged to the Presbyterian, Congregationalist, and Episcopalian (Anglican) denominations of Protestantism.
The term is redundant because all Anglo-Saxons are white.
To this day in America, the W.A.S.P.s are the one group about which--in a politically correct atmosphere--jokes can be made with impunity.
by adgadfgfdgdfg January 16, 2006
Get the W.A.S.P. mug.An always-stiff-penis. A penis of such small stature, it fails to have the length to hang down, hence, being always stiff.
Also known as, an Always Stiff "Peeper," rather than penis.
Also known as, an Always Stiff "Peeper," rather than penis.
Example: I was changing in the locker room today with the guys, then I looked of at Tommy, an he was sporting a tiny dick, possibly an A.S.P (Always Stiff Penis).
Example: Dude, after I banged her, I took a cold shower, and came out. She threw off the towel because she wanted to give me head. She looked up and said, where'd it go? I must have an A.S.P (Always Stiff Penis).
Example: Dude, after I banged her, I took a cold shower, and came out. She threw off the towel because she wanted to give me head. She looked up and said, where'd it go? I must have an A.S.P (Always Stiff Penis).
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