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S.M.A.R.T.

John was S.M.A.R.T. when he was little
by Endermanz363 November 17, 2016
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S.M.A.R.T

when your job forces you to have unnecessary goals and tell you to work S.M.A.R.T (specific, measurable,achievable,realistic, timely) which is just complete bs

when in fact S.M.A.R.T is just your manager being extremely lazy and throws unnecessary work at you and wants you to figure it out while that said manager takes the glory making them out to be below and is your sign to escape

Stupid
Managers
Are
Really
Toxic
BOSS: I nEeD YoU tO WoRk S.M.A.R.T

YOU: Sure boss because you are really S.M.A.R.T.....
by Mysterio28 October 30, 2021
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S.M.A.R.T.

S.M.A.R.T. is short for “Surveillance Marketed As Retail Technology,” referring to devices sold as “smart” for convenience that also collect user data behind the scenes.

“When your TV starts recommending things too accurately, that’s not smart, that’s S.M.A.R.T.”
“My TV knows what I want to watch before I do. That’s not smart, that’s S.M.A.R.T.”
by ViewtifulChaos March 28, 2026
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“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”
I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.
by Big dumbus January 24, 2021
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L.M.R.Y.D.T.M.L.S.T.S

Let Me Ride Your Dick Till My Legs Start To Shake
Y/N- Bruhh L.M.R.Y.D.T.M.L.S.T.S
Them- You know my dick is not that big
by SkiBang April 7, 2022
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R.O.F.L.U.S.J.O.M.A.M.M.S.R.O.F.L.B.T.I.D.I.A.C.I.A

Rolling on the floor laughing until someone jumps on me makes me stop rolling on the floor laughing but then I do it again cuz it's awesome.
Player 1: I PWNED J00 R.O.F.L.U.S.J.O.M.A.M.M.S.R.O.F.L.B.T.I.D.I.A.C.I.A!

Player 2: STFU N00B
by xCascade October 21, 2010
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