Caligula's horse (noun):
An imposter or phony. Someone who holds a position he or she does not deserve.
The Roman emperor Caligula once made his favorite horse a senator.
An imposter or phony. Someone who holds a position he or she does not deserve.
The Roman emperor Caligula once made his favorite horse a senator.
"Man, my English teacher's such a Caligula's horse! I read some of her poetry, and it's blog-awful."
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In reference to the mad Roman emperor Caligula in Suetonius' and Cassius Dio's apocryphal accounting of his war against Neptune, god of the sea. Some believe these historical reports to be false, regardless of believability.
In reference to the mad Roman emperor Caligula in Suetonius' and Cassius Dio's apocryphal accounting of his war against Neptune, god of the sea. Some believe these historical reports to be false, regardless of believability.
Matt: I didn't believe anyone when they said Caligula's Revetment would protect my anus from non-consensual god-smooching, but it worked better than I could have hoped!
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Get the California's Almonds mug.1. The nickname of Samuel Alito, Jr., 3rd Circuit Court judge and President George W. Bush’s nominee to succeed Sandra Day O’Connor in the U.S. Supreme Court. He is called “Scalito” because of his similarity to the ultra-conservative Justice Antonin Scalia.
2. Scalitos, test marketed by Taco Bell in 1997, were miniature chicken tacos flavored with zesty Baja pepper sauce. The fast food chain ran commercials on Los Angeles media urging their target demographic to “slam a scalito!”
2. Scalitos, test marketed by Taco Bell in 1997, were miniature chicken tacos flavored with zesty Baja pepper sauce. The fast food chain ran commercials on Los Angeles media urging their target demographic to “slam a scalito!”
Scalito cast the tie-breaking vote in Perot vs. United States, overturning the federal ban on private citizens owning nuclear weapons.
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He's a dragon, you say? I've always been a fan of scalies.
Yes, I'm a furry, but I'm actually a scalie.
Yes, I'm a furry, but I'm actually a scalie.
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Ralph told Sally, "my penis is as rigid and unyeilding as Scalia's interpretation of the constitution!" The dirty Scalia made her smile in satisfaction while she read the Federalist papers and he pounded her from behind.
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