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Hating Ass Nigga Syndrome (H.A.N.S) 

When you (or another) cant help but to hate on another nigga(s)

It is frowned upon to have H.A.N.S behind a menace's back, but is viewed as okay so long as the person suffering from H.A.N.S is willing to admit to the menace how they are feeling
Person 1:bro he got to go to the concert last night Im frfr jealous and pissed that he gets to do that
Person 2:You must have Hating Ass Nigga Syndrome (H.A.N.S), stop that shit bro or go tell him. Stop being a pussy.

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T. 

“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”
I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.

H.A.N.S. 

Short for Hollywood Action Ninja Star. One who has finally seen the coming of the four horsemen of the Apocalypse and can honeslty convince the world that everything is fine.
"Dude! A third of the crew called in sick, half got deported and the building is on fire!"
H.A.N.S. *smiles* and says: "Everything is fine."
H.A.N.S. by Em-Dee July 17, 2006

H.A.N.S. 

"Hollywood Action Ninja Star"

A term given to an individual that has achieved the Epitome of BadAss-ness.
Upon receiving this honor it becomes the individuals new name that those who are not as BadAss as the H.A.N.S. must call them by.
Steve: "Dude that guy just killed 93 ninjas, 24 pirates and balanced his checkbook!"

Bob: "Yeah, and he was drinking Dragon's blood from a can too."

Steve: "He is now our village's H.A.N.S.
H.A.N.S. by Jerm the H.A.N. September 8, 2008

H.A.N.S. 

"Hollywood Action Ninja Star"

A term given to an individual that has achieved the Epitome of BadAss-ness.
Upon receiving this honor it becomes the individuals new name that those who are not as BadAss as the H.A.N.S. must call them by.
Steve: "Dude that guy just killed 93 ninjas, 24 pirates and balanced his checkbook!"

Bob: "Yeah, and he was drinking Dragon's blood from a can too."

Steve: "He is now our village's H.A.N.S.
H.A.N.S. by Jerm the H.A.N. September 8, 2008

B.I.S.S.N.A.T.C.H. Girl 

(N.) adj.- acronym describing someone who makes you angry. Beastly, inadequate, slipshod, sleazy, naughty, awful, terriblem, cheap, horseshit.... Girl
That damn girl is so annoying, what a bissnatch girl
Acronym for Handle Any Niggas Disrespect Shit
I had to throw H.A.N.D.S
H.A.N.D.S by KingofGo July 19, 2021