S.A.D. 

SEX AFFORDABILITY DYNAMIC....One more reason why it's better to be rich.As a straight man...once you get over the age of 25...if you're not rich or famous...generally speaking the quality of pussy you're able to fuck levels off.In fact it quite probably nosedives.The "young n'dumb n'drunk" MIGHT do you...But the "young n'sober/ambitious n'hot" will probably pass.This would explain why Average Joe in his mid-to late 20's claims to really dig older women.That's all that'll do your mediocre ass.

GYM MANAGER:"Unbelievable!This guy who just joined is uglier than the bottom of my shoe...but he walked in with this total babe."

FEEX GUY:"Must be the Bentley GT they pulled up in.Tsk
tsk...it's S.A.D."

S.A.D. by L.MARTIN November 5, 2005

S.A.D. 

It’s an acronym for Suck A Dick or Sucking A Dick

You can go and S.A.D.
I can’t believe you’re S.A.D. right now

S.A.D. by WoahitsAlex June 12, 2018

S.A.D. 

Sudden Attack of Diarrhea, often brought on by eating too many chicken wings or other greasy foods. A S.A.D. attack requires an immediate and explosive trip to the bathroom.

After eating two dozen wings I was feeling really S.A.D. and had to take a dump immediately.

S.A.D. by amywarhol August 29, 2011

S.A.D. 

American Slang. (n.)
1. A bearded retard.
2. Grown man who cries when teased by his peers.
3. An unloved child.
4. A batting practice pitcher.
5. A guy who still waits tables even after he graduates college.

Who likes S.A.D.? No one.

S.A.D. by Zeus Graham February 4, 2009

S.A.D. 

Styrene Asshole Dipsticks:
A group of plastic modelers who will bash anyone with any imagination, and the ability to think outside of the box, and ignore instructions provided to them by the manufacturer.
See also: jmn

This guy is a S.A.D. :

admit to still being somewhat skeeved by these "Luft '46" alternate histories. Coming up with all sorts of scenarios, just to put victory markings on a model of an aircraft that never saw production (or was even built, in some cases.)

Excellent build, first rate. Could've done without the rest of that crap.

S.A.D. by cthulhu77 August 8, 2008

S.A.D. 

Of farts, Silent And Deadly.

Jimmy just let one rip, and it's S.A.D.

S.A.D. by Fearman September 6, 2007

S.A.D. 

Single Available Desperate

You know Marie , she texted me she's totally S.A.D.

S.A.D. by Ameeshasinghh April 10, 2017