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The old days, when this was your biggest problem.
"Man, I can't deal with any of this! Remember when our biggest problem was where the candy aisle was in a grocery store? CAN YOU TELL ME WHERE'S THE CANDY?"
by JormanThoad July 22, 2020
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Can's Ass

State in the United States of America otherwise known as Kansas. Known for its extreme religiosity, intolerance of gays, and political conservatism (excepting of course the massive farm subsidies given to the state by Uncle Sam).
Dorothy came from Can's Ass, but unlike her I am glad to be out of that barren cultural wasteland and cesspool.
by Bleep-bloop October 4, 2010
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Campbell's Soup Can

A very large and girthy penile unit of a man's genitals
The man I f'ed last night had a campbell's soup can.
by penis lovah February 23, 2009
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Aunt Susie's Ash Can

Noun - A place to stick things. Usually used when trying to make a point about something.
Ya?!! Well you can take that and stick it in your Aunt Susie's ash can!
by exponentialhalitosis September 26, 2006
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the size of someone's handwriting can determine the type of personality they have. People with small handwriting tend to be shy, studious and meticulous, whereas outgoing people who love attention will have larger handwriting.
the size of someone's handwriting can determine the type of personality they have. People with small handwriting tend to be shy, studious and meticulous, whereas outgoing people who love attention will have larger handwriting.
by Luting September 4, 2022
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There's Nothing we Can do

When Napoleon Bonaparte was stranded on an island and his fellow men died, he was left almost entirely alone, and as the enemies closed in and he utters the word "There's Nothing we Can do".
"Yo there's a really hot girl I like bro"
"Damn dude, but she's got a bf"
"There's Nothing we Can do"
aka giving up.
by JacksonBond47 September 20, 2023
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