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Ryan Gosling

Ryan Gosling is an actor known for his role as officer k in Blade Runner 2049 and as "driver" in Drive 2011. Many autistic children relate to him despite the fact that Ryan Gosling is actually a normal person in real life and has a separate life from his roles which are often confused by these childish incel communities that have emerged in the past few years.
John: Sometimes I feel like I'm literally Ryan Gosling.
Therapist: I diagnose you with autism.
by guywithcoolname July 3, 2023
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Ryan Gosling

1 of the finest,hottest,sexiest men on earth. who was gr8 in Remember The Titans but wonderful in The Notebook. 6'2'' canadian wit the kindest,sweetest, and funny heart. my fiance! i luv dis guy
in the notebook 2 rachel mcadams

ryan:u tell me when im being a son of a bitch and i tell u when ur being a pain in the ass which is 99% of the time.
by Domi July 15, 2008
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Ryan Gosling

(verb) to viciously stomp somebody's face in, regardless of the moans, squeaks, splatters, and shattering sounds from the victim's skull imploding on the brain.
Did you see that movie Drive?

No man, why?

Ryan Gosling totally Ryan Goslings this dude in an elevator!

Oh wow! No way! I have to see this!
by SnoweGlobe December 6, 2011
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Ryan Gosling

Serves any grammatical purpose that implies greatness, attractiveness, kindness, and/or pure, unadulterated talent.
"Wow, did you see that firefighter save an entire litter of puppies from the top floor of a burning skyrise?"
"Yeah, he's a total Ryan Gosling."
by Lobake November 7, 2011
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Ryan Gosling

1. (n) A real human being.
2. (n) A real hero.
Oh shit guys, it's Ryan Gosling.
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Ryan Gosling

An amazing actor known for his sexiness and roles in movies such as The Notebook, The Ides of March, and Crazy Stupid Love. He is secretly an angel sent from above with the purpose of raising womens standards when looking for a men. Has the power to make woman weak and drooling for him.
by Annoyingbratt November 3, 2012
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Ryan Gosling

The name for the alter-ego generated by a man's penis that overcomes all logic provided by brain
Me: I should not have sex more than 5 times tonight, i'm kinda sore
Ryan Gosling: NEED MORE SEX
by Ryabgosling December 10, 2013
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