Darius Rucker

1. Someone I am "blacker" than.

2. Makes Wayne Brady look like Malcolm X who made Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X.

3. Someone who is clearly #'s 1 and 2 due to his time as leader of Hootie and the Blowfish, Burger King jingles, and subsequent "country" music "career".

4. Carlton Banks with a Southern drawl.

Commercial Director: "We need to find an African-American celebrity to wear a foam cowboy hat and play the ukulele for our new Oscar Meyer Weiner jingle, but...

Producer: "Yeah, so what's the problem?

Commercial Director: "...no one is that much of an Uncle Tom!"

Producer: "I have Darius Rucker on speed dial."

Commercial Director: "Perfect!!!"

by LordLoudoun April 16, 2011

runkert

its the norwegian word for taking a wank.

omg my black friend who is felix is taking a runkert rn.

by bjørglikerpikk March 14, 2022

rukker

dutch slang for someone who is stupid, lazy, anoying.
like in English "wanker"

What a wanker = wat een rukker

by manderssss January 17, 2008

Rucker Park

The most well known basketball park in the world. Most of the And1 Crew hang around hear. Many NBA players were founded at Rucker Park and you can sometimes see Kobe Bryant, Vince Carter, Allen Iverson down there practicing against the locals

I want to go to Rucker Park when im older.

by ajay12 April 29, 2006

rucker park

the tightest basketball court in america, come here if you want broken ankles or to get embaressed

the bone crusher kills rucker park

by Big D August 11, 2003

Red Rusker

When you fuck a guy till his intestine rips, collect the mixture of blood and cum from his gaping hole in a dog bowl and make him drink it.

Did you see that fuckboy from work get a Red Rusker by Dominic after shift?

by Attrit Jàz April 6, 2020

Rurder

Rape-murder.

I'd certainly rurder that Elisha Cuthbert.

by Need Tungsten to Live June 25, 2008