rule

something thats stupid and fat

i personaly think that rules are a disgrace to the human population but apparently the world leaders apear to think that they a neccisary precaution to stop the worlds shitholes from fucking up the world

by hornybastard March 14, 2005

Rule

(N.)
1. Something that makes you have to do something.
2. A faggot ass pussy on Muredr Inc.

It's the M-U-R-E-D-R Inc., niggah! I'm the rapper who fags, and totes tampax in bags, and the feds can't just f**k me, straight up the ass, make the Rule scream Holla! in the prison beds because..., I'M HURTING!

by G-Union July 25, 2003

Rule

Yeah, she (my mother) took that one and ran to that bank with it didn't she? Bet you're enjoying that aren't you, ya smug, pretentious, clown?

Hym "I how up to work and everyone I see knows who I am and what I'm about. You can't shame me, fraud. That's some female shit. The sexual differentiation isn't looking all that substantial right now..."

Iam "Hey, that's actually a pretty apt description of what's happening! About the peace thing I mean...

Hym "I don't care! And that Exodus 90 shit is some cult shit! Super cult shit! This bitch Mikaila isn't IN the cult. She IS the cult! She's like the Smallville girl! That's how they work, man. They lure you to their jungle compound. Everything seems chill at first but then they start shaving your head. Uh oh! You're the chosen one. And now you're chained up in the 'room of ethereal healing' and Mikhaila is pouring candle wax on your chest. You wake up the next morning and BOOM! you're in a wickerman. There are bees everywhere. They light the statue on fire."

Iam *sigh* "The rule..."

Hym "Ah, yes. And that's what conservatives are known for... 'being likeable.' I would say conservative parenting has an inverse correlation with rearing kids who adopt this conservative ideology. Every devote atheist, every lispy queer, they all seem to have the same backstory. Conservative religious parents. You know the one. I'm just speculating (mind you). Looks like another example of conservatives creating their own problems. And when I spoke about the narcissistic machiavellians I talking about the parent types."

by Hym Iam December 22, 2022

Rule of Oprah

A rule that simply states that if the opportunity to consensually fornicate with a woman of utmost clout (e.g., Oprah) comes along, it is your civic duty to do so.

Nate: Dude…Janet Reno…Would ya?

Corey: Well, I guess I kinda have to since she’s technically Rule of Oprah.

by MasturNater December 17, 2021

Rule 169

Rule 169

If it exists, there is a horror story or creepypasta made of it.

Alex: I love butterflies! ^-^

Vy: Geez I guess you haven't seen the Attack of the Eye Eating Butterflies yet...

Alex: Wtf that's a thing?!

Vy: Rule 169 dude...

by Vy8 September 7, 2019

Rule 72

If a song exists, there's a megalovania version of it.

Wow, that would make some good Rule 72.

by El Jahaney Boi November 11, 2019

Rule 86

Another rule of the internet.

If it exists, you can play Bad Apple on it.

Named after the NicoNico Douga creator of the now viral video, sm8628149

These are all real btw
Example one- “Playing Bad Apple in Minecraft”
Example two “Playing Bad Apple on a Ti-84”

Rule 86 is the best internet rule.

by Ramennn February 21, 2021