by Sexii Panda June 23, 2009

when you just really gotta come, so you make yourself. wether it's via vibe, hand, or any gadjet for that matter
by notafanof100lbs January 16, 2009

by MsCara April 21, 2006

Bubba: " Yeah gotta go home, put on my purple nikes, get my smokes, rub one out, shave my pubes, && bum a ride."
by Puddin0987654 September 10, 2010

To rub one out means for a guy to put all his hands on his dick and then pull & stroke his joy-stick until he has a rub-gasm and blows his load preferably into his own mouth.
by USAF Cadet January 27, 2021

by assplunder October 29, 2003

Masturbating in order to dispel distracting thoughts of sex while working/studying/trying to focus on something else.
by whitedevilwhitedevil May 7, 2013
