Roached

Feeling tired, exhausted, trashed, stoned, or just fucked up.

1) Dude i was so roached last night.
2) That blunt got me roached.
3) Long day at work im roached.

by Subnoize stoner January 21, 2009

roached in

Somebody being somewhere they aren't wanted or shouldn't be.

I went to the bar bathroom to do some blow when Joey roached in and asked for a bump.

by PhillipPPC April 26, 2016

Papa Roached

When someone asks you if you want to do something with them but you find out that they have asked eveyone else before coming to you. You are their "Last Resort"

I got proper Papa Roached last weekend when Becky asked me to go clubbing after she found out everyone else was busy

by MeditatingLemur March 16, 2016

runched in the ass

Runched in the ass (verb)

1. To runch someone in a deceitful or underhand way, involving an element of surprise.

2. When an enemy exceeds your expectations of power and beats you.

See runch

1. "He pretended he'd gone afk, I never saw his army coming, I was totally runched in the ass"

2. "I didn't know this guy was a boss, he runched me in the ass"

by Whitestripes DX December 6, 2004

Cool Ranched

Similar to a "Dirty Sanchez" this is when a man takes his finger and slides it between his thigh and nut sack, then applies the film to someone's upper lip, which has a smell similar to Cool Ranch Doritos.

The smell intensifies as the day grows hotter...

Harrison: Man, it's pretty fucking hot out today!
Odell: Yea, someone is getting Cool Ranched fo sho.
Harrison: Cool Ranched?
Odell: (performs the devious act on Harrison)
Harrison: Ugh! Sick dude!...yet it does smell like Cool Ranch Doritos! BONUS!

by teh eXodus June 30, 2009

ranched

to act lazy or slack off

'oh man jesse ranched out so hard'
'i can't believe he ranched on the project'

by lars43 February 23, 2009

roached-up

Being "roached-up" means to be living in close confines, or to be living with another person, or people, with very little extra room or space. Hillbillies are often "roached-up" in trailer parks. Porch monkeys can often be found "roached-up" in a project. Typically, the people who are "roached-up" don't live with a very high standard of living. Rather they live like cockroaches, form which the phrase is derived.

1. Look at those hillbillies roached-up in that old school bus. I'm not sure which structure is the chicken coop!

2. Those niggers are roached-up in the ghetto. Lets avoid that neighborhood so that we don't get capped in a drive-by shooting.
3. The young college kids roached-up in a dorm room and played on-line computer games. It is good to see them getting full value for their college education!

by Rook's Buddy June 10, 2010