Rontarded

When someone is so inept at life that people with developmental disabilities make fun of them.

David: Did you see that toothless guy looking at toothbrushes?

Trevor: he must be Rontarded.

by Jar of Flies July 12, 2011

Robward Cullenson

Robert Pattinson, a 23 year old English actor best known recently for his role as Edward Cullen in the 2008 movie, Twilight

An amalgamation of his real name and the Twilight character's name

Girl 1: Who do you prefer? Robert Pattinson or Edward Cullen?

Girl 2: Are you freakin kidding me? Who the hell could choose? No way!

Girl 1: Yeah, if only men were all Robward Cullenson, we'd all be happy

by n7of9 May 19, 2009

Routard

Routard - This is a retard who cant set up their own router configuration, hence Routard

Routard - 'yeah, ive forwarded the ports on my router, try and connect'

Pr0Gamer - 'err dood i cant connect!'

Routard - 'Well its you, TONS of ppl have connected to me before, its you not me, YOU, NOT ME'

Pr0Gamer - 'Ill just go and play with everyone else then, ... routard'

by LucasbucK April 4, 2005

Rootard

(wroo-tāřd) n. An angry australian man who spends his days and nights on a drug fueled rant in the mocospace news and politics forum. Common topics of interest include China, ameritards, Heath Ledger, pommy drongos, Kim Jong Il, one child law soup and communism. The Rootard's drug fueled obsession with American foreign policy often leads to him touting the virtues of Communist China. But even when faced with facts of China's horrible human rights violations, a rootard will invariably turn the subject to that of American foreign policies. When posed with the question of why he doesn't live in China, the rootard will inevitably fly into a tangent about how if he could live there he would in a second and often uses his standard adage "I wouldn't live in the United States, even if you paid me a million dollars."

Silly rootard, chopsticks are for chinks!

by SuD0N1m July 14, 2011

rowtarded

what happens to people who spend too much time on fraternity/sorority row

He joined a frat, and now he's becoming all rowtarded.

by Pamela February 3, 2004

Robards

Another way of referring to a woman's ample breasts.

"Cor she had a lovely pair of Robards"

"Get your Robards out"

""Did you see her Robards"

"Check out the Robards on that"

by dr.rhubarb October 29, 2009

Rontard

A supporter of Ron Paul, typically sporting a wicked case of isolationism, with a heaping helping of racism on the side.

"Based on the lame, scripted comments she left, I could tell she was a Rontard before I even visited her profile page."

by Kafir Alalazoo February 3, 2008