robbing the coffin

Having a relationship with someone who is considerably older than one's self, sometimes in an effort to gain from life insurance policies of the nearly deceased.

Becky's boyfriend is 78 years old. She is robbing the coffin.

by A Concerned Citizen July 12, 2004

Robbing the gurney

To date, screw or marry a person that is significantly older than one's self. This would be the opposite of robbing the cradle where you date someone younger. The gurney would be compared to the cradle in that people that are old or near death lie in a gurney.

Dude, did you meed Rob's new lady? He's only 25 but She's gotta be like, 48 years old! He's totally robbing the gurney on that one.

by chico1181 November 22, 2010

Robbing Men

Hes gonna wake up and be like WTF. YEAH CAUSE THE BITCH WAS A (T Word). Oh yeah, you want to f**k me? Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's go back to this hotel," then drug and rob them.

Friend: Did you see Cardi B robbing men?
You: yes. She also drugs them too

by ChampagneBarbie March 5, 2021

Robbing It

The act of using the extra foreskin of an uncircumcised penis to hold all of the ejaculate after masturbation until going to the bathroom to avoid clean up. Also known as "Cum Hooding it", "Cum Pouching it", and "Cumveloping it".

Rob was "Robbing It" because his mom threw out his dream catcher and he didn't want to get his new bed sheets dirty.

One of my favourite things to do to avoid a mess is to be "Robbing It". That way, it just stays in my cum hood and I don't have to worry getting it everywhere.

by John Littlewolf November 5, 2009

Robbing it

To dance so unbelievably well that no matter what shape or size you are you become a pussy magnet.

I was Robbing it so hard last night that I was up to my knees in gash.

by SaturdayNightRob January 18, 2023

robbing the vending machine

The act of reaching your hand under a woman’s enormous hanging gut and over her pants to get to her vagina. To finger bang her

robbing the vending machine was his only way to get to her snatch

by Bmg3 November 6, 2017

Robbing the conversation

When a complete asshole takes over a private conversation already in progress an ignores one of the people previously in the conversation.

If one does this to his friends, he will soon have none.

Jason is hanging out with Seth and Brad and just talking about whatever. John comes in and starts talking about other shit that Jason isn't a part of, forcing him out of the conversation.

Eventually, Seth and Brad catch on that he is robbing the conversation and they beat the snot out of John.

by Jimmy the Dick September 23, 2010