A small Italian man that likes all the hard drugs who has somehow some way made love to the entire state of Louisiana. Rumor has it, he was the original founder of the entire country of Italy and is the Pope.
by Evan Cotton September 2, 2019

A guy from New Jersey who gets corn dogs stuck inside of his ass but slightly enjoys it. Toni Rigatoni is love with another man named Baldric who is from New York. Toni would love to bang with Baldric and make out with him. Baldric wants Toni’s booty which makes this relationship a perfect match. No one can tell Baldric’s girlfriend about his admiration for Toni since she lives overseas. Toni is the hottest person on Earth and would do anything to be with a bald man.
by thecorndogisstuckhelp January 23, 2020

Rigatoni Pasta Day is (or should be) a national holiday. It was originally planned in 2018 (i think idk) for everyone to eat rigatoni pasta on May 24, 2021. Many people believe this should be an official holiday though.
by vitamin gummi May 24, 2021

OMG ITS MAY 24th ITS Rigatoni Pasta day, LETS GO EAT RIGATONI 🤪🤪 Rigatoni pasta day- go eat rigatoni pasta now. that’s May 24th: Rigatoni Pasta day
by myleetru🤪 May 24, 2021

A Robert Rigatoni is the type of individual you would expect to be handsome, smart, attractive and beautiful. Robert Rigatoni is none of these, however he makes a banging tiramisu.
by JerrySeinfeldOfficial October 18, 2024

by Earth Wind and Taint June 9, 2022

A character in a movie who is dating another character who obviuosly isn't with the right character. Originates from the first season of the polular TV-series "Friends" where Rachel is dating an italian guy that Ross calls "rigatoni". Everyone knew that Rachel and Ross should be dating but Rachel dates the rigatoni Paolo instead.
Rigatoni is also a type of italian pasta.
Rigatoni is also a type of italian pasta.
Person 1: That guy Paolo is a rigatoni! I mean it should be Ross and Rachel, not Paolo and rachel!
Person 2: I know!
Person 2: I know!
by Unexpected Consequences October 1, 2020
