Patriot Guard Riders

One of a number of awesome groups that stage counterprotests whenever Fred Phelps and his Westboro Baptist Church draw near a funeral.
It consists of war veterans on motorbikes. They use their awesome choppers and masses of American Flags to obscure the whining douches behind them, allowing the families of the deceased to mourn without bullshit.

The Patriot Guard Riders are made of epic win. There is no counterarguing this.

by plays_well_with_others October 9, 2010

Long ass ride

Long ass ride is one of the K-Pop boy group named NCT's most lit lyrics of all time. It was sung by Mark Lee from NCT U in the song, The 7th Sense (일곱 번째 감각).

And that's a long ass ride

by butomars February 23, 2019

rusty ride

The act of being ridden anally.

She was riding me cowgirl style and then put it in the stink and gave me a rusty ride.

by sbp1029 October 17, 2013

Riding the Wake

To immediately follow an ambulance or another emergency vehicle while cars are pulled over to let it pass

I made it to work in record time riding the wake of an ambulance

by Tapirokapi December 10, 2013

Riding the Pine

In team sports, players not actively participating in the game sit on the sidelines or "ride the pine" until the coach puts them in the game.

Even though he was drafted in the first round, he'll probably be riding the pine for a few games before they start him.

by talk2me-JCH2 June 23, 2017

Riding the Flamingo

Riding the Flamingo is when; one moment you are innocently admiring the Flamingo's in the park, the next, your pants are down around your ankles and you find yourself balls deep in pink fluff.

I saw Ross in the park yesterday, he was riding the Flamingo, and it was savage.

by Jizz Maestro October 1, 2017

ridetrials

1) Fucking someone so hard that you kill them and get put on trial for their murder.
bonus points: if you get a life sentence by shitting on their dead body

2) The act of inverting a penis and then proceeding to stroke to completion

1a) piss me off and I'll ridetrials you

1b) The jury determined she was guilty of ridetrials

1c) DEATH BY RIDETRIALS!

2) A - my dick is so sore
J - why what happened?
A - She ridetrialed me last night

by OfficialJudgeoftheUniverse February 15, 2021