A derogatory term, referring to Asian males who modify old economy cars to make them louder and slower, in an attempt to look cool and compensate for their miniscule penises. The true result of these efforts is that the loud car draws attention to the fact that they’re an idiot, with a slow, loud car and a tiny penis.
The term “rice” is slang for “rice dick”, which itself originates from the fact that the typical Asian male has a penis that’s no larger than a single grain of rice.
R.I.C.E. is also considered to be an acronym for Really Infinitesimal Cock Exhibition.
The term “rice” is slang for “rice dick”, which itself originates from the fact that the typical Asian male has a penis that’s no larger than a single grain of rice.
R.I.C.E. is also considered to be an acronym for Really Infinitesimal Cock Exhibition.
Phil: "Oh my god! That fuckin’ idiot cut the muffler off his 1991 Civic and taped a trash can lid to the roof to act as a spoiler."
Mark: "Stupid fuckin’ Rice."
Mark: "Stupid fuckin’ Rice."
by dirtyjeff June 12, 2008
DeVaughn is so rice.
that guy got his head chopped off how rice!
dude ur so asian that your rice
pinto beans pssshh rice
that guy got his head chopped off how rice!
dude ur so asian that your rice
pinto beans pssshh rice
by Lilaay es soo silllay November 28, 2010
Import car owners who add a 2 foot spoiler, a one inch ground clearance kit, a large tin can to the exhaust (which sounds like a go-cart) system and place chinese and japenese characters all over the car hoping it going faster. They think they have race cars. Very often found around chinese food places. Despite what may be thought, the only threat is their driving skill on the road and trying to navigate around them. Also believed to race sometimes, but never winning, even to a 1981 dodge omni
"hey ming-mong, my yerrow stickels can take his olange paint in a lace anyday, now let's go for some sushi and kaleoki"
by Reggie Regg November 23, 2003
A shortened way of saying Race Inspired Cosmetic Effects
A popular among the automotive crowd, Rice describes cars that have been modified visually; be it a very agressive and over-done body kit, rear spoiler (very popular "rice"), 'Euro'-style or 'Altezza' (clear lens and silver plastic, red lenses - second most popular) tail lights, or a bunch of useless car modifications, including but not limited to: Fake nitrous bottles, Type R stickers, 19" rims, fake hood/body/roof scoops, ground-effects lighting (glow under car), and the infamous fart-can muffler (usually 3 1/2" or more in diamater, identifyable by its annoyingly loud drone, reminiscent of a screwed-up subwoofer or a fart in a can, hence the term fartcan).
A popular among the automotive crowd, Rice describes cars that have been modified visually; be it a very agressive and over-done body kit, rear spoiler (very popular "rice"), 'Euro'-style or 'Altezza' (clear lens and silver plastic, red lenses - second most popular) tail lights, or a bunch of useless car modifications, including but not limited to: Fake nitrous bottles, Type R stickers, 19" rims, fake hood/body/roof scoops, ground-effects lighting (glow under car), and the infamous fart-can muffler (usually 3 1/2" or more in diamater, identifyable by its annoyingly loud drone, reminiscent of a screwed-up subwoofer or a fart in a can, hence the term fartcan).
Man the spoiler on that 240 is nothing but rice.
Look at those dumb rice taillights on that Civic! Ugly, man!
Uhh... the body kit on that Tiburon SCREAMS rice.
Man that Eclipse is rice, from its Altezzas to that stupid fartcan.
Look at those dumb rice taillights on that Civic! Ugly, man!
Uhh... the body kit on that Tiburon SCREAMS rice.
Man that Eclipse is rice, from its Altezzas to that stupid fartcan.
by Midnight Dorifuta November 11, 2005
any modification that is supposed to make a car look fast, when in fact it does nothing for speed, and may in fact hurt performance, or any vehicle that has been subjected to this treatment. note that any make of vehicle may be "riced". gaudy, pointless, absurd body modifications and paint schemes, annoying bees hive exhaust tips. asians are the best at "ricing" a vehicle, along with spoiled rich white high-school teenagers.
by EviL inside June 06, 2003
all your wack guys who think they got heat and posting what rice is...when infact what you got is rice
by eric November 13, 2003
1.easily the best grain, side dish, food out in the world.
2.the best invention the chinese gave us since fireworks
3. a food that goes with any food at any given moment.
2.the best invention the chinese gave us since fireworks
3. a food that goes with any food at any given moment.
in a chinese voice..."OH NO RICE AGAIN?"
Hey did you cook the rice?
no why?
*first guy walks out the door
Hey did you cook the rice?
no why?
*first guy walks out the door
by iloverice100 November 11, 2010