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ribbon burner

ribbon burner is a type of gas burner that shoots flame straight up as apposed to an inshot burner that shoots flame horizontally these burners are natural draft burners requires no fan to work are used in older furnaces and heaters also on ovens grills and other appliances
customer what type of burners are these on my furnace they shoot flame straight up and theres no draft inducer fan

furnaceman these burners on your furnace are are ribbon burners natural draft burners they shoot flame straight up and require no draft inducer fan to work

customer i did not realize that pretty awesome

furnaceman now you know how ribbon burners work
by littlejimmie April 5, 2019
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magnetic ribbon syndrome

the condition of torpor whereby the sufferer relies on the back of his/her car to convey to the world (or those behind them in traffic) their beliefs, hopes, prayers and opinions. extreme cases can damage a car's alternator and/or skew the magnetic polarity of the earth. origins can be traced to tony orlando though not necessarily dawn.
cruel world! so many causes, so few outlets for my ardor!
i must declare what i believe/hope/pray/opine by affixing yet another slogan to the rear of my car by means of yet another magnetic ribbon, this one in hope of finding a cure for the dread
magnetic ribbon syndrome.
by lexicali slim September 21, 2009
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brown ribbon

A satirical response to the commercialization of the "ribbon" phenomenon (i.e. Pink for breast cancer, yellow for the troops). It means:
"Eat shit, motherfucker".

It was proposed by George Carlin
Haven't we gone far enough with this different colored ribbons for different causes? Every cause has it's own color; red for AIDS, pink for breast cancer. I got a brown ribbon. Know what it means? "Eat shit, motherfucker!"
by arbitterm February 25, 2009
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Blue Ribbon Committee

The BRC (Blue Ribbon Committee) discovered the culprits for the Bear Hack.
by involutaryhaxor November 7, 2006
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Pabst blue ribbon

The nectar of the Gods. This was the beer that was consumed by US military personnel in ww2 and the Korean War. It is also the first beer to be put in a can. Steel cans for iron men. Drink Pabst Union made in the USA
Grab a Can of Pabst blue ribbon out of my cooler
by stoolivan June 21, 2021
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Red Ribbons

The effect of a sun burn with parts of abdominal fat concealed , so that when you stand up your stomach appears to be covered in red ribbons.
Marshall: Man! My dad is such a dope!
Travis: Gee , Why?
Marshall: He fell asleep again on the beach and now he's covered in red ribbons.
by Modifier September 2, 2013
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Meef Ribbon

The Meef Ribbon is awarded to the saltiest, meefiest, moistest meef at the jamboree.

Points are awarded for
1. Salt
2. Overall meefiness

3. Depth and girth

*not to be confused with Meef Ribbons (the parasite) or Meef Robbins (the famous actor)
Peggy Sue won the Meef Ribbon at the Kentucky Jamboree. What a bitch!
by Rusty Meefs March 19, 2020
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