Read: Superfluous plastic accoutrements, including, but not limited to Alteeza lights, wings, bodykits, misc. other body parts (wheel flares, BMW gills, false air intakes, grills), contraband badges, parts taken off other cars and used for
aesthetic purposes, and stickers particularly those of the Type
R variety. Also includes pointless modifications such as functional/nonfunctional exhaust tips, exhaust resonators that produce the sound of a performance exhaust system, "cold air intakes" located in areas of excessive heat (behind or on
top of the engine), excessive use of
chrome, neon and strobe lighting (in any location), excessively large wheels and tires, gaudy wheels(color matched to the
car or containing spinning parts), brake rotors painted in a way that emulates performance brakes, and fake blow off valves that emulate the sounds made by a real
turbo(s). In addition these types of vehicles are excessively lowered to the point of immobility.
Although a common blight in imported automobiles coming from the
Asian continent, the disease has spread to European and
American vehicles as well. Both cars and trucks are effected. Male owners under the age of 25 who suffer from an inflated sense of self and a small
penis most frequently fall victim to this disease.
I can't believe that "Type
R"
Honda thinks he can really take on my stage 6 Audi S4.
That
poor little Volkswagen GTI has been ruined by a ricer. We should gather funds for a rehabilitation project.
