Rastapidious

absurdly nonsensical, the act of sillyness, something that is goofy, a word that's defination is definable undefinable.

It's rastapidious to come up with a definition of a word that has never been defined before.

It was rastapidious to think that anyone would convince her otherwise.

by Mr. Dictionaries daughter November 9, 2009

rastard

a person who's both a rat and a bastard

Jay: Hey who ate my last Eggo?!

Jim: (pointing) That rastard over there.

Rastard: Hey you never said leggo my Eggo...

Jay: Well at least I have a father...

by Rex Kwon Do Dojo November 1, 2008

rasta imposta

A person, usually a hipster, who claims to live a Rastafarian lifestyle, but in reality doesn't at all, whatsoever. Tons of stoners claim to be Rastafarian, but the only thing they do is smoke weed and wear Rasta bracelets.

dean: i'm rastafarian
me: what do rastafarians believe in?
dean: ummmmmm. look at my bracelets!
me: you're a rasta imposta

by ballllllllllllllllllllls July 10, 2010

Rastafari

The Rastafari movement is a monotheistic, Abrahamic, new religious movement, that accepts Haile Selassie I, the former, and final, Emperor of Ethiopia, as the incarnation of Jesus Christ, called Jah or Jah Rastafari. Within the Rastafarai movement Haile Selassie was considered the physical body through which the Power of the Trinity exhibits its power here on earth. Rastas assert that Zion (i.e., Africa, especially Ethiopia) is a land that Jah promised to them. To achieve this, they reject modern western society, calling it "Babylon", which they see as entirely corrupt. "Babylon" is considered to have been in rebellion against "Earth's Rightful Ruler" (Jah) ever since the days of the Biblical King Nimrod. The lion is a symbol of Haile Selassie. Jesus Christ is described as "the lion of Judah" in the Bible, and for this reason, Haile Selassie is seen as the reincarnation of Jesus.

The wearing of Locks is very closely associated with the movement, though not universal among, or exclusive to, its adherents. Rastas maintain that Locks are supported by Leviticus 21:5 ("They shall not make baldness upon their head, neither shall they shave off the corner of their beard, nor make any cuttings in the flesh.") and the Nazirite vow in Numbers 6:5 ("All the days of the vow of his separation there shall no razor come upon his head: until the days be fulfilled, in the which he separateth himself unto the Lord, he shall be holy, and shall let the locks of the hair of his head grow."). Followers of the Rastafari movement see Marcus Garvey as a prophet, with his philosophy fundamentally shaping the movement, and with many of the early Rastas having started out as Garveyites. He is often seen as a second John the Baptist. For Rastas, smoking cannabis, usually known as "healing of the nation", "ganja", or "herb" (from the Sanskrit word, "Ganjika", created by the Hindus of India), is a spiritual act, often accompanied by Bible study; they consider it a sacrament that cleans the body and mind, heals the soul, exalts the consciousness, facilitates peacefulness, brings pleasure, and brings them closer to Jah.

by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ October 6, 2009

Rastafarian Tea

Bong Water

Josh was so high that he grabbed the bong and took a drink of that Rastafarian Tea

by Nano88 February 12, 2022

Pasta ala rasta

A way of refering to pasta of an uncertain type, or a ,catch all"

Don't forget to take your "pasta ala Rasta"

by Batdude August 21, 2016

Rastarrets

Similar to turrets, except in the form of random blurts of rastafarian sayings in a rasta accent

Person 1: Hey man you wanna go see a movie tonight?
Person 2: Ya man, depends on the "WHOS FEELIN IREEE?!"
Person 1: Whoa dude, what was that?
Person 2: Sorry man, forgot to mention i have rastarrets
Person 1: Oh, no worries, its cool
Person 2: Thanks for understanding, it can be "SCUSE ME WHILE I SMOKE THIS SPLIFF!"

by YOUKNOWWHOITBE June 10, 2010