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Coffee Shop Revolutionary

An individual (coffee shop revolutionary) or group of individuals (revolutionaries) who speculate on the utopia that "could be" following radical societal, governmental, and cultural change without actually taking action to do initiate it.

These coffee shop revolutionaries are comparable to "Armchair Generals" and "Armchair Politician's".

The prefixes of "Coffee Shop-" or "Armchair-" imply that the individual or individuals who desire reform or change lack the interest in making the sacrifices to take part in it. They are also the people who have the luxury of playing the all-knowing spectator to an event or social situation. An armchair general, for example, is a civilian one who believes he has all the solutions to a war which he formulated while sitting in his recliner in front of the television or while reading a newspaper.
Person 1: Our government needs to implement welfare reform, give greater tax breaks to middle and lower class, and improve international relations.

Person 2: Definitely! Someone should do something!

Person 1: I know. Our government sucks. Too bad I'm a Coffee Shop Revolutionary and won't do anything about it.

Person 2: Me too. I'm going to get another chai tea, want one?
by RealMadrileno March 6, 2007
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I did not have sexual relations with that woman

The biggest lie in modern history. Said by one of the most noteworthy presidents of the 20th century, yes folks William Clinton himself.
America: Did u hit that yet Bill?
Bill: I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
America: Oh...
by William Shakespear XVII June 3, 2009
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Revelation of the method

Confessing the truth about an information, whether asserted true and actually false, or asserted false and actually true; to mock the person believing it, who is now solely responsible for continuing to believe it. It often takes the form of hiding in plain sight, ridicule, irony, sarcasm.
Apollo 11's Hollywood starwalk such a blatant revelation of the method
by rOpex August 31, 2022
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Bowser Revolution

Term taken from the early "Mario Party" games on various Nintendo consoles. Upon a "Bowser Revolution", all players coins/money are pooled together and divided equally amongst all the players regardless of who had the most/least prior to the consolidation. Bowser revolutions are desirable to those who have less and less desirable to those who have more.
We pool our tips at our restaurant. This bowser revolution discourages our servers from improving their service.
by Psignosys September 1, 2009
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Regulation reds

The red plastic beverage cups that are consistently abundant at any college/university party or kegger. The go-to cup for standard beer pong and flip cup matches.
"Beer pong tourny at our place tonight; gotta go pick up some regulation reds."
by LiamA October 17, 2011
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The Toaster Revolution

A political movement. The name The Toaster Revloution,came about for reasons unclear. What ever the reason the use of toasters, or rather the "correct" use of toasters has played a large part in splitting people on the issue. There are murmers of an underground war on the issue, the opposition headed by a man formerly known as Sir. James and now just as James, and the Toaster Revolution rumoured to be headed by various people through out history.
It is debated by some that James stole the name from the actual Toaster Lovers in Guelph (who actually did love toasters because women shunned them), and fabricated the entire revolution as a cover to hide some nefarious deeds of his own, the nature and origion of which noone can guess. Though certain conspiracy theorists, have tied it all in with a group of evil walrus people, who are said to live under the ground somewhere in the general area of Canada, and the northern United States, whom they believe to be the real governing force behind those countries as well as many others. The "evil walrii" as they call them are said to be coming to a war with the "Vikings under Norway" (similar idea as with the evil walruses but the walruses rely more on technology, and are walruses), in which the fate of human kind will be decided (eigther way human's reign would theoretically come to an end, it would merely be a question of complete annihilation or slavery).
Many lives were lost in the Toaster Revolution.
by James Dracon February 8, 2008
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Revolution 9

John Lennon+Yoko Ono+bored=Revolution 9.A strange collection of sound played backwards and screwy all over the joint.Is on Disc 2, track 12 of the White Album.
by Hompsar February 18, 2004
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