evaporated

A chobo dota player

Evaporated sucks the wang at dota

by Nuks! June 2, 2003

evaporated jew

when you are so hot you feel as though your sweat is evaporating like a jew in an oven

"Bro its 100 degrees out here!"
"I know bro! I feel like an evaporated Jew!"

by JoJoVapor April 5, 2021

evaporated milk

The breast milk of an old woman.

A: "man, I want to be all over her so bad"
B: "dude your sick I can't believe your into her, she old enough to be you grandma. You into evaporated milk?"

A: "what can I say, they get better with age!"

by Moistmonster December 30, 2013

bevaporate

The act of breaking high caloric food items (like cookies) in pieces to allow the calories to leach into the atmosphere instead of being consumed.

There are an average of 130 calories in a medium sized cookie, by breaking it into small pieces, the calories bevaporate so you don't get as many

by gliderdriver April 15, 2010

evaporate my tenderloin

To Evaporate your Tenderloin is to beat your dick so fucking hard your meat (a.k.a Tenderloin) disappears(evaporates) into nothingness.

"Ah hell ya dude, this video of Paul Walker & Bob Ross painting each other's nude bodies makes me want to evaporate my tenderloin!"

by Tenderloin Evaporator December 9, 2017

evaporate

The slang term for "disappear"

Many parents worry that COVID-19 causes children's ability to limit their own screen time to suddenly 'evaporate', making them more prone to the negative effects of excessive screen time.

by Emotional Cruiser October 19, 2025

PET Evaporated Milk

After all, it’s the original evaporated milk.

PET Evaporated Milk continues to be a staple in millions of homes and is used in many different recipes, from main dishes, to soups, desserts and more.

by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023