retardissimo

To be at the utmost level of retardedness

dude, you just stabbed your eyeball with a ferret, you are retardissimo

by Hari November 1, 2003

retartistry

The art of being retarded; Stupidity so profound it becomes an art form.

George Bush's tenure as president is marred by acts of sheer retartistry.

by Rebecca Ash-Murray June 30, 2008

retardism

a name of a child you hate, or a religion for stupid people such as myself

¨oh them? they are just my retardism.¨

¨I believe the religion of retardism.¨

by Ca2en September 15, 2017

retarsion

1) the process of being/getting/feeling retarded
2) can also be used to refer to a person undergoing the process of being/getting/feeling retarded

1) dude, ive hit the retarsion mark. i can't walk or talk straight any more!!!

2) holy hell, look at that retarsion

by shars July 21, 2008

Retardis

a person who is stupid, obtuse, or ineffective throughout all time and relative dimension in space.

He thinks Dr. Who is a real Doctor? What a retardis!

by mina.kaiser November 26, 2011

Retardish

A language created for the people of less intellegence. A mixture of words that only makes sense to the dense or dumb. This is translated by the select few. M. Sullivan created this language.

"RETARDISH" is a very simple language, if you over think it or try to make sense of it then it will never seem clear.

What the hell is he talking about, I don't know he's just talking retardish.

example: he keeps can garrett slap ass and thats my name

Translates to be

Chuck called Garrett Slapass and that is Mike's nickname for the fanasty league, so Mike protested and wanted Chuck to stop calling Garret the nickname designated for him.

by Garrett L Hoffman September 14, 2007

retardis

1. a tardis for retarded time lords.

doctor don called for his assistant, and the retardis, so they could leave.

by stupid retarded time lord April 20, 2006