When a guy grabs a girl (or guy), spins him/her upside down and then shoves his penis inside his/her mouth so quickly, aggressively, and deeply, that she has difficulty breathing and eventually develops an upper respitory problem. This is very unsafe, and has sometimes resulted in death. To upper respitory johnson someone is to be spun upside down and develop an upper respitory condition, as described above. Only for the most hardcore of us.
by theURjohnson2 April 16, 2009
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A phrase used to ask someone if they wanna go for a smoking break with you (in a cooler way).
Used to combat the notion that smoking breaks are 100% negative occasions, since the respiratory therapy they offer is often more than 100% beneficial to the recipient.
A phrase used to ask someone if they wanna go for a smoking break with you (in a cooler way).
Used to combat the notion that smoking breaks are 100% negative occasions, since the respiratory therapy they offer is often more than 100% beneficial to the recipient.
Andy: "Hey Chris, RT?"
Chris: "Sure, I'm totally down for some respiratory therapy right now."
Tom: "You two do realize the lung cancer risks right?"
Andy: "Are you kidding me? Respiratory therapy (RT) is totally good for you."
Chris: "Yup RT'ing 2-3 times a day actually improves your mental health and sharpness."
Chris: "Sure, I'm totally down for some respiratory therapy right now."
Tom: "You two do realize the lung cancer risks right?"
Andy: "Are you kidding me? Respiratory therapy (RT) is totally good for you."
Chris: "Yup RT'ing 2-3 times a day actually improves your mental health and sharpness."
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The female version of a "teabag". The act of a females genitalia over an individuals face while they are unaware or unconcious.
"Oh my God I cant breathe, Stephanie just gave me the respirator!"
"Im totally gonna give Steve The Respirator right now while hes passed out wasted!"
"Im totally gonna give Steve The Respirator right now while hes passed out wasted!"
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Respiratory Therapist are highly specialized members of a patient's healthcare team that diagnose and treat respiratory disease and disorders.
Respiratory Therapist are usually thought to be idiots who are only needed supply oxygen christmas tree nipples and administer Albuterol to patients who choked on their breakfast oatmeal. They are only thought to be knowledgeable when RNs have exhausted all ideas to help patients or when shit his the fan.
The best skill Respiratory Therapist possess is the ability to put SPO2 probes back on patients fingers when RNs report that they cannot get a reading.
Respiratory Therapist are highly specialized members of a patient's healthcare team that diagnose and treat respiratory disease and disorders.
Respiratory Therapist are usually thought to be idiots who are only needed supply oxygen christmas tree nipples and administer Albuterol to patients who choked on their breakfast oatmeal. They are only thought to be knowledgeable when RNs have exhausted all ideas to help patients or when shit his the fan.
The best skill Respiratory Therapist possess is the ability to put SPO2 probes back on patients fingers when RNs report that they cannot get a reading.
Ms. Johnson keeps ringing the call bell because she is anxious, let me call the respiratory therapist in there for an albuterol treatment so I can finish my lunch.
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George: I got this D cell powered bait aerator for $7.99, at Walmart.
Rob: Ah fuck, we forgot the tubes.
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Rob: Oh do you know me!
(Gay loving ensues.)
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Rob: Ah fuck, we forgot the tubes.
George: C'mon we're loose enough to go tubeless. You practically need vise grips to keep the little bastard in you long enough to cum.
Rob: Oh do you know me!
(Gay loving ensues.)
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