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Band Repair Tech

Band repair techs are sexy, have super human strength and are usually geniuses. Band Techs have a God-like ability to repair almost anything and are particularly good in bed. As band directors believe they are God it is common for them to think they can repair instruments too.
James Bond is so band repair tech with the ladies.
by bandrepairs February 3, 2010
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HOH SIS Foundation Repair

HOH SIS Foundation repair and sister phrases like "The Joj" and "Do it all over again" come from a CS188 Youtube Poop called "No One Needs Foundation Repair" which manipulates a commercial for a North Texas based Foundation Repair company by the name of "Home Savers Foundation Repair" into a nonsensical shitpost about "HOH SIS Foundation Repair" the youtube poop has become influential especially for the Mirrored audio clips and references to the original video still appear occasionally in newer CS188 YTPs
`the house collapses`
Narrator: THERE IS NOBODY BETTER THAN HOH SIS Foundation Repair
by MazLiz November 12, 2022
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credit repair

the inverse of "jungle fever"; when a black person is attracted to a white person, either for sexual, romantic or financial interests.
hey, you know jaquaivius is dating suzie, right? he's got that credit repair going on.
by methodist therapist February 23, 2011
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body in the repair shop

When a girl on her period.
Patrícia was really acting bitchy today, was her body in the repair shop?

Sorry this isn't a good time, my body is in the repair shop...

Listen I would love to have sex in a few days when my body is not in the repair shop, its a sticky wicket right now.
by TheFrias November 6, 2013
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ghetto repair

A ghetto repair is sometihng repaired using simple tools and or stuff just laying around, its a quick easy fix that doesnt last long and sure isnt pretty.
"hey did you see what matt did to his car?"

"ghetto repair man"
by Sneakeh August 27, 2005
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emergency repair procedure #1

When a piece of equipment malfunctions, the proper response is to kick it as soon as possible in the hope that it rectifies the problem.
How expensive the equipment is and the time it would take a technician to arrive, however short, are irrelevant.
It is usually only succeeds in worsening the problem, however, most techs appreciate the user trying at least some form of repair themselves. Hence, the rule.
McCoy: Chalmers, the transmitter is down again.
Chalmers: What were you doing?
McCoy: Trying to make a call.
Chalmers: Then what did you do?
McCoy: Emergency repair procedure #1
Chalmers: You kicked it?
McCoy: Yep.
Chalmers: Well, at least you tried something.
by Scale Enlie March 5, 2008
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Asus Repair Kit

An Asus repair kit is a hammer. Often used on old Asus motherboards or just any Asus motherboard that doesn't work.
My old Asus motherboard broke, so I decided to use my Asus repair kit on it.
by Tgump July 7, 2008
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