Return to monke

To devolve back into monkeys by rejecting modernity and embracing a primitive lifestyle.

"Reject modernity, return to monke"

by TheDeadMeme27 October 19, 2020

I have to return some video tapes

A statement made when you need to quickly get out of a situation or leave the conversation or a room. A great excuse for tardiness or and absence.

Also an euphemism for going number 2.

A line used many times by Patrick Bateman in the book "American Physco." written by Bret Easton Ellis

"Where you going, dude? We got another round of beers coming?"

"I have to return some video tapes."

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"Those fish tacos tore me up. Umm, I have to return some video tapes."

by mrRected April 16, 2010

rank return

Returning something that was left at your house by first having a bowel movement in it and then throwing it at the door of the owner's house.

I found your missing glove on my couch so I rank returned it.

by brewster726 March 25, 2013

Somehow Palpatine Returned

Line by Poe Dammeron in Rise of Skywalker. This line alone explains how shit the movie was.

"How was rise of skywalker? I don't know but somehow palpatine returned"

by anakingoatwalker February 23, 2022

Return to Forever

An amazing boundary-pushing, genre-breaking band that emerged in the 70's and currently(2010) consists of Chick Corea on keys, Stanley Clarke on the low ends, Al Di Meola on the axes, and Lenny White on the Percussion. They are considered a super group and are an influence of many popular artists of today, in all spectrums of music.

Return to Forever is LEGENDARY

by Leif eryksson November 27, 2010

point of no return

1. A point that will eliminate all odds of you turning back once you cross it.

2. A phrase that will yeet a centillion sexual definitions at you if you even dare to look it up on Urban Dictionary out of curiosity.

So yeah... You've ran across the rare definition of this word that isn't unnecessarily sexualized.

1. An example of a point of no return is a black hole's Event Horizon. Once you cross it, it's over for you.

2. Humanity will go extinct by the time I find a non-sexual definition on "point of no return" in this place called urban dictionary.

by Silicosis9324 April 28, 2022

return the flavor

To reciprocate the giving of an item or action of a "sweet", "dope", etc or enjoyable quality (flavor).

Thanks for that sick cd, I'll return the flavor when I see you in a couple weeks.

Man, thanks for letting me in on that dank. But don't worry, I'll return the flavor soon enough.

by Little Bhask November 2, 2009