rendering possums

The act of taking a particularly smelly shit, especially in a public restroom, leaving a stench that lasts for hours and forces others either to gag or to hold their breath until they exit the facility.

Damn! Someone's rendering possums in the men's room again. I couldn't even stay long enough to wash my hands.

by Decatur Thug April 25, 2016

rickening

Someone who is Rickening is very annoying and never stops.They continuously lie and try to piss you off.

EX: "I am not pointing at you I'm pointing around you.

Person#2: You are very rickening, go away.

by soccerqueenope12 March 19, 2017

cerebral reckoning

Mental arithmetic!

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Using your cerebrum, work out 43298743 * 23467876 in three seconds!

by T April 13, 2004

Day of Reckoning

day of the Last Judgment when Admin will decree the fates of all members according to the good and evil of their forum lives.

When the Day of Reckoning is upon us, all non-contributing members will be purged.

by blazee September 4, 2008

Dead Reckoning

1. Dead Reckoning is a technique of orienting a map without using a compass, by looking at the surrounding enviorment.
2. The mobile zombie-killing fortress in George A. Romero's Land of the Dead.
3. A Humphrey Bogart film.
4. A method used on networked games to reduce lag.

1. "Compass are pieces of shit, just use the damn map and dead reckon."
2. Dead Reckoning is the most incredible zombie killing piece of hardware, bar none.
3. Dead Reckoning, another mystery love-noir film with Humphrey Bogart as the protaginist.
4."This server is still too fucking slow, so much for dead reckoning"

by Jack Corrion September 2, 2005

geek reckoning

1. An informal but widely acknowledged punitive action taken by disappointed fans of a TV show or motion picture series that has, after great anticipation, angered or otherwise failed expectations. This typically takes the form of a boycott of subsequent episodes or installments.

2. The economic or critical fallout resulting from same.

I'm glad "Clone Wars" died, it's time Lucas felt the geek reckoning after those three crappy prequels.

by larrydart February 7, 2009

Machiavellian reopening

A reopening that makes people feel a sense of morale boost, like they are the ones benefitting from stores, businesses, and restaurants not being shut down anymore. Somebody starts a petition and all of a sudden everything is open again, yet nobody is questioning whether the one who started the petition might have had something to do with everything shutting down in the first place.

The girl was the one to start the petition that reopened everything. That is a lot of power for one person to have. Wouldn't it take the same kind of power to have everything shut down as well? It seems more like a Machiavellian reopening than a true morale boost.

by Solid Mantis February 24, 2021