Render

Photoshop's feature that makes your computer extremely hot for five minutes, after which nothing is accomplished.

I was wondering why the fuck the image was coming up with all these jagged lines. When I found a Render button I figured….ohhhh…that’s the button that’s gonna do ultra high sampling ’n’ stuff
and this jagged piece of crap is just a quick, working render so gpus don’t melt ,but apparently “Render” means….”Get Hot for 5 Minutes”

by iLikeSquirtles February 24, 2015

Rendering

A middle age male who grew up in the 80’s and had to watch porn on his parents dial up internet! 🤣

“Dammit this video is rendering and taking forever”

by minimanderz December 7, 2020

Render

Is often seen in connection to ParanoidCoder and may have plain ability to shock people.

ParanoidCoder was stroling down the sidewalk to get a render for himself.

by Renski February 23, 2003

rendered

The act of pulling out at the last minute and covering your partner with your 'love custard'.

I got rendered by Robbers last night. At the last minute he pulled out and spaffed all over my arse!

by gazbaz100 June 1, 2006

Render

To break a chrome book in any way. Bonus points if it's one if Eriks. Double bonus if you mention that his wife and kids left him, and took his balls with them.

Have you gotten any renders lately?

Yeah, I hold the world record for rendering Ms. R's chrome books over Dr. Thumbs head.

by 100100100123 February 13, 2018

render

(noun) a girlfriend or ho that you pimp on a regular basis for the thrills henit

(verb) to render someone is to take them up the front or rear fossy and to make sure they are the mother/father of your children bitch

selina wants to render jon up good

by MC Chikin Nuggitz & MC Barry August 4, 2007

Render

ParanoidCoder's man.
Leet mapper. Although gets bugged by Lomax's (see Lomax) and Trolly's (see Col-Trolly or RedHunter) bug reports.

* Render has quit IRC (Local kill by HuRR (buttfucked))

by Anonymous February 23, 2003