Beer regatta

“A complete week of hardcore alcohol and drug abuse in the summer month of august”

Poor young henry was too fucked up to give a damn that it was past his bed time... why? Because it was beer regatta.

by Beermassive January 24, 2019

Slap Shot Regatta

A Game In Which 2 Players Take A Series of Slap Shots At Eachother, One As A Goalie, usually Ill-equiped (uses pillows, couch cushions, cardboard, rope and other household items). most commonly played in North American Basements.

My Brother called me a pussy so i challenged him to a game of Slap Shot Regatta

by Pungkrawk April 12, 2010

Duffy Boat Regatta

An annual gathering of MBA graduates that results in debauchery, memory loss, and hangovers. This event takes place at various harbors along the Southern California coast, and can be held on one large tiki boat or, more traditionally, on a flotilla of electric powered Duffy Boats.

Wow, I really hope that the pictures from this years Duffy Boat Regatta stay on the Photocircle. Last year, Alex fell into Newport Harbor, and Richard lost his pants.

by Boilergirl March 15, 2015

Norwegian Regatta

Two or more simultaneous dutch rudders

Richard asked Tom for a dutch rudder, but Tom was horny too. Therefore they decided on a Norwegian Regatta. Tom won.

by Gouleeee October 18, 2011

Henley Royal Regatta

An event which occurs every summer late June early July when poshingtons gather from around the globe to watch races whilst teenagers have a pissup, resulting in many fights, injuries and alchol being stolen/confiscated. Altogether a good night.

Dude 1: Dude were you at Henley Royal Regatta?
Dude 2: Yeah was getting proper wasted but had my alcohol confiscated.
Dude 1: yeah that posh guy gave me a dirty look.
Dude 2: I know didn't even see any rowing!

by jackjamess July 7, 2010

dutch regatta

similar to the dutch rudder, the dutch regatta is a "circle jerk" in which everyone holds their own junk and with the other hand you jerk the arm of the guy to your right (or left depending on your circle's choice).

you guys wanna come over to my house, turn on some porn and have a dutch regatta tonight?

by skeetonyourface October 16, 2012

SlapShot Regatta

A duel. Faceoff between two foes. Sometimes in someone’s basement, sometimes not.

That Carolina Big Cat vs Washington Team game was a back and forth slapshot regatta if I’ve ever seen one. Some serious Wild Cards played critical roles….Cheese burgers nice try guys.

by Scotty Jericho November 21, 2021