Redwood

Having a rock hard penis that is so large it resembles a enormous tree.

Girl A: "Did you see the COCK on that guy?"
Girl B: "How can you miss it? That's why they call him REDWOOD!"

by 9point5in April 23, 2018

Redwood

When you get done making love to a women who’s on her period and your penis is covered in menstral fluid.

I was with this girl last night and she was extra wet and I looked down and man I had a huge redwood!

by TooBoosted101 September 29, 2023

redwood

a disheveled homeless shelter where pussy ass bitches go to school
full of creeps whose first name starts with the letter A

Look at Aaron, what a creep, he must be from redwood

by xooksrbo1434 May 12, 2025

redwood high school

a school in marin where girls only wear lulus and everyone meets in the bathroom to juul. you get asked at least once a day to hit ur juul or if u have a pod. the cheapest car in the parking lot is a bmw and if you dont wear air force 1's ur not relevant. its all white kids who try to be black and only listen to rap. you can either meet everyone at cheesesteak or at in n out after school and no one leaves campus until 30 minutes after school gets out. if you look at someone the wrong way you automatically have beef. you constantly get your phone taken in class and you leave once a period for a smoke sesh in the bathrooms. no matter who you are you always wear brandy or stuff from urban. did I say everyone has a juul? no one ever gets in trouble except when you spend to much money on ur dads credit card. you constantly ask people for rides. you and ur friends skip smart to go sit in the car and blast music. everyone follows banger buddy and everyone hates you. no matter who you are someone at the school talks shit about you and you talk shit about people. no one actually knows what the fuck is going on in class and you have a shit load of group chats for homework. also you probably failed your final but its okay because daddy will sue the school if you dont get an A. go giants!

"bro what school do you go to?"
"yo, i go to redwood high school hbu?"
"of fuck i go to Marin Catholic"
"FUCK MC"

by fuckmcbitch December 20, 2017

Redwood Saw

A sexual position consisting of two males and two females. The males are both penetrating their respective females while the females face each other, making out. The males alternate thrusts to create the motion of sawing a giant redwood tree in half.

My buddy Ted and I pulled off a redwood saw with these two sluts the other night.

by Doggshit January 25, 2011

Redwood Shores

Coolest non-Hawaii place ever. Enough said.

Let's go to Redwood Shores and have the best time ever rowing boats and playing wiffle ball.

by Beech Bongie January 31, 2006

Redwood City

A beautiful, diverse city in the San Francisco Bay Area. Located exactly half way between San Francisco and San Jose, the Bay and the Ocean, 280 and 101.

Redwood City's motto is "Climate Best by Government Test"

by Jennyalice July 7, 2005