redman

Function: verb
The act of sitting bare-bottom on the face of an individual who is incapacitated either from sleep, effects of alcohol, or by force, and is usually an act of retaliation for a wrong that has been done. The main objective is to have the sitter feel the nose of the victim in between their gluteal cleft.

Look here Jarvis, this inebriated gentleman seems to have had his share of scotch and is now lying face-up on my prized lion skin rug. I bagged that lion on my recent African safari hunting trip. He shall have to pay a hefty price for his error of judgment. Hold my cane and monocle Jarvis, while I redman this fellow.

by Beerlos September 29, 2009

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The Redman

an act of bestiality in which the penis is lathered in peanut butter and/or other delicious substances then licked off by the household pet.

You: Fuck i was sooooo horny last night
Your Bro: Shit, horny enough to pull The Redman??

by Il Duce33 March 26, 2011

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redman's revenge

When a chick is giving you a handjob, and she's twisting her hands as she goes up and down, she accidentally twists the wrong way and gives your dick an indian burn.

I was having a blast with Marcy but then she gave me a redman's revenge. I've been icing my crotch for a week.

by Brian H October 26, 2005

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redman concert

Simply put, its another term for that dreaded 3-7 days a month of a womans menstrual cycle commonly referred to as her period, a way to bring it up in conversation and not be embarassed or embarassing.

How long is your redman concert in town for? Do you have enough tickets? (tampax pads)

What day of the redman concert is it? Is there a lot of people attending or a little? (People = Amount of blood she's menstruating)

by O.D. Sanchez February 12, 2011

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