red deer

Red Deer is a small city situated in the heartland of Alberta. Don’t let this fool you; Red Deer is not a place where you are anyone else should take pride in living in or visiting. Often people are sent to work in this waste land for countless days on end, making difficult for there family and friends. What kind of company name is BJ Serves Inc. anyways? Red Deer’s population mainly consists of dirty Red Necks opposed to harder working, cleaner, smarter and much richer Rough Necks living in the northern parts of Alberta. Red Deer is a horrible slum of a community.

He was again travelled to Red Deer with BJ Serves Inc. to work, leaving behind his sexy, charming, and witty, intelligent girlfriend.

by ladybug May 4, 2005

Red Deer

The armpit of Canada. If a city were a dry heave.

My parents moved to Red Deer because their lives were meaningless.

by A-Squished-FrenchHorn April 9, 2023

Horny as a red deer

When someone is extremely horny all the time and constantly wants to have sex.

"I can't believe your roommate is at it for the 5th time tonight."
"Yeah, he's horny as a red deer."

by PantsOffLegsOut September 13, 2016

Red Deer curling

v. Flinging heavy granite stones about while solidly drunk.

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Four more beer and I am going to put a bonspiel on my head and do me some Red Deer curling.

by gnostic3 January 29, 2019

Red Deer

What you say when referring to a shitty town

I live in Red Deer

by Red deer sucks March 2, 2024