Red Lobster 

When a man with a bifid penis has sex with a girl on her period making his dual penis appear like the claw of a lobster this is known as the red lobster.

Is that a red lobster? No that's Steve's bifid penis. He just banged that chick that's on the tag.

Red Lobster by ChimneyBandit January 6, 2020

Red Lobster 

A case of any variation of herpes, hpv, syphillis, crabs, etc contracted by a circle of waitresses that catch and spread the stds from the kitchen help.

Stay away from the local restaurant crews if you'd rather not have a Red Lobster.

Red Lobster by twirderdy March 21, 2012

Red Lobster 

When a woman with a fishy smelling pussy has her period

Damn dude, did you hear Elena is the new red lobster?

Red Lobster by Flying viper March 6, 2018

red lobster 

RED LOBSTER IS A Man WITH MAFIA CONNECTIONS AND RICH UNCLES HE IS ALSO A POTUS (useless piece of fucking shit)

he is a red lobster
oh he is that rich?!!

red lobster by mein leben February 8, 2017

red lobster 

A special form of fellatio in which the giver uses lots of teeth, and then finishes the recipient off by giving his cock an indian sunburn.

Lobsterfest was alot more fun at the other Red Lobster

red lobster by lobsterfiend January 18, 2009

Red Lobster 

The Red Lobster is when you are having sex with a woman and she has Crabs and is on her Period.

Dave did the Red Lobster last night with Sandy!

Red Lobster by Caroswen July 7, 2009

Red lobster 

Basically when a girl is on her period and they're having sex with with someone

Sticking a dick in a bloody vagina is a red lobster

Red lobster by RedLobster November 20, 2016