red balls

Sore, aching testicles resulting from too much sex and/or masturbation.

In effect the opposite to blue balls

While unemployed Darren spent 3 hours a day jacking off to xtube and got a case of red balls.

by kittridge January 24, 2009

red balling

used to describe drinking a red bull than jerking off and trying not to have your heart explode

Dude I just got done flogging the bishop and almost suffered a death from red balling

by woot4moo March 13, 2008

red balls

A temperary condition caused by a man doing too much cocaine crack or free baseing cocaine while he is horny (cured by sobering up).

Dan hadnt had sex or whacked off in well over 3 month and when he smoked all that crack cocaine he got red balls before he was about to get laid.

by lmxdurgex August 12, 2009

red ball

The act of tearing a small slit in a fire, or hot sauce packet from taco bell, and placing it under the toilette seat so when the next person sits down it squirts out on their balls.

I thought it would be a funny prank to red ball my room mate.

by ccmman1324 March 26, 2010

red balling

having sex so frantic and hard that your balls turn red from the constant slapping.

"Dude I so hooked up with that chick from last night"
"How was it man?"
"Dude I was Red Balling"
"Nasty!!!"

by rusty256 July 11, 2008

red balls

What happens to a man's testicles after they have been beaten for a constant 30 minutes or more. This can be done with fists, a baseball bat, etc.

John had some red balls after last night!
Matteo was going to get some red balls after Gia was finished with him.
April gave Zack some red balls after what he did.

by orua July 20, 2018

red balls

When you scratch your balls enough that they turn red.

I scratched my balls last night till I got red balls.

by Motha Luva March 09, 2017