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rectal painting

Practical joke where several people eat foods that give them diarrhea and they go out and try to spray fecal matter from out of their anus on to the houses of the chosen target of the joke.
It was the night before Halloween. Ben and his friends decided to embrace the new devil's night fad. Instead of going with the tired and old toilet papering of people's houses; they were going to do some rectal painting of people's houses. Unfortunately they forgot the toilet paper and Ben found himself running from the cops with shitty underwear and some greasy cheeks.
by Nutzen YerMouf February 21, 2018
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Rectalgia

Originally a medical term, rectalgia is a pain in the rectum, now being applied to people who are a pain in the arse.
Malcolm, with his clumsiness and stupidity causes acute and widespread rectalgia
by Croatalin December 30, 2013
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rectal gravy

Any mucous-like liquid that unexpectedly seeps from one's rectum; usually after a scorching case of diarreah.

Rectal gravy generally has a foul smell worse than that of generic diarreah.
In math class I tried to let out a silent fart when out come some rectal gravy. The whole classroom smelled of septic sludge.
by Navin_Johnson January 13, 2008
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Rectal romance

Juan went into the bedroom for some rectal romance.
by I, Wreckerrr October 30, 2016
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rcta

A mental illness

It stands for "Race Change To Another" Basically stupid people who think they can change their race. They become RCTA just so that they can feel the "uwu aesthetic" of being Asian / POC, acting like they could walk a mile in the shoes of a POC person. They don't actually exist in real life, anyway so it doesn't matter.

It also means transracial but just formed in a different way so they don't seem racist. People who are RCTA are no way better than Oli London.

RCTA can also be people who were bullied for their race in the past, and because of that think they have the need to change their race to another. It's sad, really. Maybe one day they can stop pretending to be someone they aren't and embrace their culture.
Girl 1: Yo I know this is a weird question but what's your race? Just curious
Girl 2: Well I'm actually RCTA, white to 50% Korean and 50% Japanese!
Girl 1: I'm gonna go check you into the mental hospital real quick..
by iloveeatingbreadcrumbs September 23, 2022
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Recia

An angel, a precious creature who loves with all her heart and soul. Ethereal, beautiful , breathtaking. She has a hippies soul. She has special powers unknown even to herself sometimes. Her heart bleeds inside but easily it is covered so no one sees. To know a Recia is too know something special. She also is a bit wild and crazy at times. If hurt can use her tongue like a two sided razor and cut you to pieces.
You found a Recia in that girl you lucky basterd!

If only I had a Recia I would ne so happy!

Damn man you just got Reciaed she tore you down!
by Banjobasher August 13, 2011
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cranio-rectal intrusion

A malady common to carbon-based life forms, cranio-rectal intrusion is also known as having your "head up your ass." As the size of any bureaucracy or institution grows, an exponential increase in the number of cases of "cranio-rectal intrusion" will also occur.
With no repercussions ever being suffered for not following the very laws it institutes, the U.S. Congress continues to prove that the people of the U.S. are suffering from a level of apathy that can only be achieved by prolonged cranio-rectal intrusion.
by BiggerD October 14, 2010
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