Immaculate Reception

The most bizarre play EVER in all sports. Down 7-6, with 22 seconds remaining in the 1972 AFC Wild Card matchup, Terry Bradshaw threw a pass intended for John Fuqua. Oakland Raiders saftey Jack Tatum reach Fuqua when the ball did, and the ball deflected from him. Just as the ball seemed to slip to the ground, Steelers runningback Franco Harris scooped up the ball when it was less than an inch from the ground, and ran it in to the endzone to end the game. Craziest play in NFL history.

And Franco Harris has just won the game with the Immaculate Reception.

by Steagles February 15, 2006

Lonely Receptionist Syndrome

Work-induced ailment caused by understimulation of the intellect and excessive internet access. Symptoms include frantic e-mails nobody cares about; knowledge of your 3rd grade best friend's Facebook status at all time; and carpal tunnel syndrome.

Cures include getting a better job.

Today I sent my ex-boyfriend six e-mails within twenty minutes asking why he didn't respond to my previous e-mail, from 10 minutes earlier. Had zero answers after 35 minutes, which is unacceptable. Then I posted 5 Facebook statuses about how I felt. My psychosis is obviously a symptom of Lonely Receptionist Syndrome.

by AssistantExtraordinaire February 21, 2011

Decepticonia

The homeland of all decepticons, as stated by John Green of the Vlogbrothers. It is safe to assume that worldsuck emanates from the land that is Decepticonia. Decepticonia is the anti Nerdfighteria.

Decepticon: I think I'll go out on the town and spread WORLDSUCK like peanut butter on bread!
Nerdfighter: Whoa, whoa there, mister! This town does not need any more suck! Go back to Decepticonia!
Decepticon: Yeah, well...YOUR MOM.

by thisusernamepwnsn00bs February 21, 2010

recepticle

Recepticle or receptacle to "receive back,"

In Zoology
*an organ or structure that receives a secretion, eggs, sperm cells, etc.

Common use
* women that receive secretions, spermatozoa, etc. without requiring a condom.

"left me a voice message. "Next time you use me as a cum recepticle, please..."

by SuraScent June 9, 2007

Receptionista

A young Euro-Trash female hired to greet guests and answer phones, typically characterized by the inability to speak proper english, to keep her breasts in her shirt or her skirt length below her ass, favorite accessories include hooker heels, hair extensions and flashy coloured nail polish.

"Hey, did you check out the new Receptionista?"

"Yeah, I wonder if she's earning her salary by banging the boss."

by Tony Red September 2, 2009

Decepticon

The opposite of a Nerdfighter. A Decepticon is someone that is made of suck: A typical popular person.

Paris Hilton, Cheerleaders, Typical jocks, Male chauvinist pigs, Sluts, etc

Jack: Hey! Let's go decrease WorldSuck!
Harry: Okay! We can donate to Kiva dot org!
Colton: Whatever, you guys, let the third world countries take care of themselves. Sharon's hot, isn't she? I'd tap that.
Jack: Colton, you are such a Decepticon.
Harry: In my pants.

by Annie Mouse January 20, 2008

Receptionator

Not your traditional receptionist, the Receptionator is a hybrid - a cross between a receptionist, office manager, facilities coordinator, and administrative assistant. The ultimate "go-to" person in the office. Suspected of having superhuman powers.

Stephanie, the Receptionator, simultaneously fielded an incoming call from the CEO who was lost somewhere in Saskatchewan, directed models to the photo shoot down the hall, fired off a power point to a frazzled exec, and wielded a wrench to stop the flood in the men's room.

by murlock June 29, 2011