Dumbass Reardon

In Texas Hold'em, a 2 and a 7 of any suit in the "hole". Commonly regarded as the worst possible hold cards to have.

The Skunk went "all in" before the flop and Margie called her with the Dumbass Reardon!

by Patti Rose May 18, 2006

Reardoning

The act of bitching about something that leads to bitching about something in the future that hasn’t even happened yet.

“Ugh there’s water leaking through the ceiling!”
“Yes, I know but there’s nothing I can do about it right now.”
“...You know it’s gonna smell like mildew right?”
“Oh shutup, you’re just reardoning.”

by HBforHOTBOY February 23, 2019

devin reardon

a reaallyy sexy dude who will fuck anything that comes his way

catty devin reardon

by kasya March 23, 2010

Reardon

Mostly used in Kentucky; Person who is unkept, scruffy or white trash

That girl over there looks like a reardon

by Richardreardon188 November 1, 2025