The absolute worst insult you can ever use. Everything that has ever existed will be instantly obliterated if these foul words are ever used. Worse than “Your mom gay”, “Your daddy lesbian”, Your granny tranny”, “Your grandpap a trap”, “Your brother a mother”, “Your sister a mister”, “Your family tree LGBT”, and even “Your niece obese”.
Carl: Your mom gay lol
Jeff: Your daddy lesbian
Carl: Your granny a tranny
Jeff: *Gasp* Your grandpap a trap
Carl, now wounded: Your brother a mother
Jeff: Your family tree LGBT
Carl: Your niece obese
Jeff: Your family reunion a homosexual communion
Carl: Is instantly obliterated as his spiritual form goes straight down to the seventh circle of hell. As satan and god alike get down on their knees and weep as everything around them is shattered from existence. Everything is now gone. The universe is empty.
Jeff: Your daddy lesbian
Carl: Your granny a tranny
Jeff: *Gasp* Your grandpap a trap
Carl, now wounded: Your brother a mother
Jeff: Your family tree LGBT
Carl: Your niece obese
Jeff: Your family reunion a homosexual communion
Carl: Is instantly obliterated as his spiritual form goes straight down to the seventh circle of hell. As satan and god alike get down on their knees and weep as everything around them is shattered from existence. Everything is now gone. The universe is empty.
by The_Worst_2k_Split May 25, 2018
Get the Your family reunion a homosexual communion mug.You see class reunions aren't meant to be get togethers to talk about the fond memories of school it's a battleground where you show off how much better you are compared to the rest of your class and laugh at those who peaked to early, are fat, possibly divorced and or with kids that they had when they were 16.
Generally the ones who start planning a class reunion are of the female gender who are unsatisfied with their life and want to see if any of their fellow classmates are any worse than them or are the extremely successful females who are married with kids to a husband who may or may not be having an affair with her best friend who want to promote their rank in the hierarchy of people they haven't seen in approximately 10 years.
Men rarely if ever prepare a class reunion. The only reason why a man who do such a thing is if they just broke up with their fiancé because she eloped and now he has to find another girl to get engaged with since his overprotective mom already has a wedding hall reserved and sent out invitations. In order to appease his mother he decides to call a class reunion hoping he would "reconnect" a.k.a. knock up some chick that he at least has some knowledge of and hope to start a family with her so he can skip the dating process.
Generally the ones who start planning a class reunion are of the female gender who are unsatisfied with their life and want to see if any of their fellow classmates are any worse than them or are the extremely successful females who are married with kids to a husband who may or may not be having an affair with her best friend who want to promote their rank in the hierarchy of people they haven't seen in approximately 10 years.
Men rarely if ever prepare a class reunion. The only reason why a man who do such a thing is if they just broke up with their fiancé because she eloped and now he has to find another girl to get engaged with since his overprotective mom already has a wedding hall reserved and sent out invitations. In order to appease his mother he decides to call a class reunion hoping he would "reconnect" a.k.a. knock up some chick that he at least has some knowledge of and hope to start a family with her so he can skip the dating process.
Female 1: Shit, I just lost my job, my husband left me, and I'm pregnant.
Female 2: Let's call up a class reunion to see how miserable the people we hated in high school are.
Man 1: Fuck, my girlfriend dumped me for another chick.
Man 2: Bro I feel you man. Why don't we have a class reunion and try to hook you up with that hot chick that everyone wanted to have sex with?
Female 2: Let's call up a class reunion to see how miserable the people we hated in high school are.
Man 1: Fuck, my girlfriend dumped me for another chick.
Man 2: Bro I feel you man. Why don't we have a class reunion and try to hook you up with that hot chick that everyone wanted to have sex with?
by Being August 26, 2013
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To gather together with friends of past times to share past experiences and reminisce of great times.
by crown and coke February 20, 2011
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They come up to you and shout random things and kiss your cheeks.
They come up to you and shout random things and kiss your cheeks.
Mom- You have to go to the family reunion! You have no choice!
(Later...)
Aunt Sally- My! You've grown! You look just like your Uncle Rufus!
Kid- Oh thanks!
Then, to him/herself: ...Rufus is the ugliest fuck I've ever met...
(Later...)
Aunt Sally- My! You've grown! You look just like your Uncle Rufus!
Kid- Oh thanks!
Then, to him/herself: ...Rufus is the ugliest fuck I've ever met...
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Get the relusion mug.To join any website for reconnecting with old school friends such as Facebook, Myspace, etc. and finding out what they have been up to over the years and what is happening with them now.
I can't believe how many of my classmates from High School are on Facebook, it is like a freakin' cyber reunion!
by KaHiFa July 7, 2009
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Ur mom gay. No u! Well your family reunion is a homosexual communion!
*screeches in pain as the world shreds itself*
*screeches in pain as the world shreds itself*
by jiblord2003 May 16, 2018
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