Real Estate 

A word used by estate agents in the U.S. It means you are of a social class higher than people who just own a house. People who use this word usually also wear a cowboy hat and puff on cigars.

"I'm gonna buy some more real estate"

Real Estate by James January 18, 2005

Real Estate 

The best park in a parking lot, usually near the exit of the lot or near the entrance of the supermarket, shopping centre or mall.

When looking for a car park these are the first spaces you look for

See Also: Dream Park

1. "I am going to drive near the door and see if there is any real estate"

2. "That jerk in front of me took my real estate"

Real Estate by Tom Hung April 19, 2006

Real estate 

A crisis makes a lot of people a lot of money. You would think people looking to make money in real estate would want a crisis to go on for a while, to get more and more people paranoid enough to buy houses spaced a half mile apart somewhere.

The virus crisis is something people involved in real estate love, but it's going to fuck traffic up in areas that were once out in the country for everyone else, including the people moving out to these areas from densely crowded cities.

Real estate by Solid Mantis November 25, 2020

Real estate 

An authoritative source that is not on your side.

Real estate experts/people involved in real estate want to tell peole what to do and how to do it, but also pretend to be one of them.

Real estate by The Original Agahnim June 4, 2021

Real Estate Porn 

1. Searching through exotic real estate listings as Safe-For-Work fantasizing about beautiful estates in far-away places you will never be able to afford.

2. Websites offering exotic real estate for sale.

While I was waiting for the final spreadsheet to be finished downstairs, I went to sothebysrealty.com for a dose of real estate porn.

Real Estate Porn by Barbados Ahoy! January 9, 2009

Real Estate Tycoon in Chief 

A popular nickname for the 45th POTUS, an allusion to the fact that real estate profits are the true bottom line in his role as the leader of the free world.

We understood all along that the Real Estate Tycoon in Chief was elected by the disenfranchised masses because of his business experience, and “The Apprentice” of course, but it is now becoming clear that we did not understood his underlying total lack of patriotism that is frankly, anarchy.

Real Estate Tycoon in Chief by Dr Bunnygirl October 14, 2019

real estate agent 

A person who makes a profit off selling other people's property and filling out paperwork. See shiester.

"After the nuclear war, the only creatures left were cockroaches and real estate agents."

real estate agent by Isabel J. November 11, 2005